LinkedIn Money Spread Challenge

I'm an orgasm denier. I don't believe the orgasm ever happened

America Ferrara (a woman with wavy brown hair and pink clothes) ranting about the hypocrisies of being a woman in the Barbie movie

*trans america ferrera* you have to always be a hung babe, but somehow youre always doing it wrong! youve gotta be big, but not too big! You have to give head, but you cant ask for head, because somehow thats crass! You have to top, but you cant be dominant or youre being a bitch! And you have to-

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I'm being targeted for my right wing beliefs Elon please unban

Thank you for making this lol

Lol

Thanks for the extremely quick response to my appeal request you pieces of shit

Fuck you Elon! A Babylon Bee editor makes a "joke" about raping women and I'm the one who gets suspended? Eat shit you Boer dickhead

Lol

I'm putting a moratorium on Portland businesses using the American Horror Story font for their signage until we can figure out what the hell is going on

Trying to like an egirl's tweets but I'm locked for 12 hours for telling a guy to kill himself

It's substack meets masterclass meets the economist

I hate a "to wit:" ass mf

Reading their horrific attempts at jokes is a constant reminder of the mediocrity of people who have to pay their way through life

The side squeeze to main squeeze pipeline

Babe I'm ready to upgrade you from side squeeze to main squeeze

Kabob time

My greatest fear is that Family Guy might go woke

Pretty funny that the new Dune movies pronounce Chani's name as "CHA-nee" when it's canonically pronounced like "CHAY-nee" Yet another thing ruined by Dick Cheney.

Since we don't have DMs on here if you want to flirt just go like every one of my posts

If Facebook is already this close to launching a whole social network they clearly have had this in the works for YEARS. They have likely been anticipating Twitter's demise for some time. Pretty brutal.

(at a job interview) My greatest weakness? I play too much