Agita Christie

DMs are down on twitter so if you want to confess your love for me you’ll have to do it here

23.05.2025 00:37 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yeah I just hadn’t updated the app yet

10.03.2025 20:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh I haven’t updated the app in a long time so maybe I’m just not seeing them

10.03.2025 16:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Well if it makes you feel better as soon as I opened the app I was like awww Greg is on here I missed that guy

10.03.2025 16:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Unfortunately I am sick and can’t get out of bed I literally have no choice but to scroll

10.03.2025 16:08 — 👍 12    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

This feels like cheating on my husband who I hate but makes me laugh with someone wholesome who bores me

10.03.2025 16:05 — 👍 28    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

sick of the nightly dreams summoning me to the ziggurat

10.03.2025 15:39 — 👍 350    🔁 47    💬 10    📌 6

I’m sick in bed and the timing feels like a punishment for me specifically

10.03.2025 15:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Twitter being broken on a day when I’m sick in bed… god is punishing me!!!!

10.03.2025 15:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

“Is Bluesky an echo chamber?”
“Is Bluesky funny?”
“Is Bluesky broadening horizons?”
“Is my brain hemorrhaging?”
“Are these phosphenes not a trick of the eye but a glimpse into the far reaches of our universe?”
“Is skeet offensive?”
“Could I, perhaps, fly if I just took a leap and flapped my arms fas

22.11.2024 14:45 — 👍 10    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

You look cool!!

29.09.2023 13:22 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Can whoever has my voodoo doll please give her a pack of American Spirits (celadon) and an Annie Ernaux book and sit her down outside at a little cafe for a while?

29.09.2023 11:40 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Seeking volunteers to be hunted for sport 😊

29.09.2023 03:02 — 👍 18    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0