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You non-sports fans have to understand that for people who are really into pro football, today is basically their Super Bowl

08.02.2026 15:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1095    πŸ” 300    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 2

Suit wearing Cats are the new Frazetta Death Dealer

08.02.2026 14:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Kid Rock smells the way he looks.

08.02.2026 01:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Says the recipient of the Imperial Order of the Starburst

02.02.2026 02:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
THE REVIEWS ARE IN!
A NEW FILM
MELANIA
EXCLUSIVELY IN THEATERS JANUARY 30
"If syphilis were a movie!" - Indiewire
"I can't understand a f*cking thing she says!" - Variety
"Should be considered a war crime!"
- Hollywood Reporter
"Like being taken hostage by the Taliban!"
-NY Times
"Watching Melania's journey from Slovenian prostitute to First Lady is like walking barefoot in a field of Lego while you have explosive diarrhea!" - RogerEbert.com
"If Epstein really did kill himself, watching this film may have been why!" - Screen

THE REVIEWS ARE IN! A NEW FILM MELANIA EXCLUSIVELY IN THEATERS JANUARY 30 "If syphilis were a movie!" - Indiewire "I can't understand a f*cking thing she says!" - Variety "Should be considered a war crime!" - Hollywood Reporter "Like being taken hostage by the Taliban!" -NY Times "Watching Melania's journey from Slovenian prostitute to First Lady is like walking barefoot in a field of Lego while you have explosive diarrhea!" - RogerEbert.com "If Epstein really did kill himself, watching this film may have been why!" - Screen

Roger Ebert. πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

31.01.2026 13:29 β€” πŸ‘ 3155    πŸ” 958    πŸ’¬ 191    πŸ“Œ 66

Went in the bathroom to be weepy fir a moment today

30.01.2026 23:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a plaid shirt is standing in front of a sign that says " degens " ALT: a man in a plaid shirt is standing in front of a sign that says " degens "
28.01.2026 03:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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@modcon2.bsky.social

26.01.2026 18:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You cover so many topics causing my nerd Chakra to vibrate, but with this you have opened my pineal gland like in From Beyond. Thank you!

26.01.2026 17:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Obviously not related to Alan, which explains her being a shitheel.

26.01.2026 17:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Q: How much water will you carry for those that continually lie to your face?

A: Enough to drown yourself, and everyone around you apparently.

Bootlickers can get fucked.

25.01.2026 17:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Straight up murder

24.01.2026 23:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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There’s no reforming this

22.01.2026 18:17 β€” πŸ‘ 17342    πŸ” 7273    πŸ’¬ 582    πŸ“Œ 425
Captain Haddock looking very frazzled, saying, β€œWhat a week, huh?”
Tintin leans into the frame and says, β€œCaptain, it’s Wednesday.”
Snowy aka Milou is very excited about the drink he has found.

Captain Haddock looking very frazzled, saying, β€œWhat a week, huh?” Tintin leans into the frame and says, β€œCaptain, it’s Wednesday.” Snowy aka Milou is very excited about the drink he has found.

This has been the longest week so far.

21.01.2026 07:14 β€” πŸ‘ 3631    πŸ” 527    πŸ’¬ 50    πŸ“Œ 22
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A Declaration of Independence From The Mad King It's time.

"This is not a contest of ordinary politics. It is a trial of first principles: whether we remain a nation governed by laws, or submit to the dominion of one man’s will." https://open.substack.com/pub/therickwilson/p/a-declaration-of-independence-from?r=1ne2d&utm_medium=ios&shareImageVariant=overlay

20.01.2026 14:00 β€” πŸ‘ 840    πŸ” 257    πŸ’¬ 36    πŸ“Œ 15
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a man wearing sunglasses says that settles it in front of a camera ALT: a man wearing sunglasses says that settles it in front of a camera
20.01.2026 22:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Brooklyn Park police chief Mark Bruley: "We're hearing people being stopped with no cause & being demanded to show paperwork to determine if they're here legally. We started hearing from our police officers the same complaints. Every one of these individuals is a person of color... it has to stop"

20.01.2026 17:30 β€” πŸ‘ 36403    πŸ” 12681    πŸ’¬ 1402    πŸ“Œ 1146

Based an entire Traveller campaign sparked by that Ken Burns cover. IIRC there we're schematics for the space craft inside.

19.01.2026 20:37 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Trump wants everyone to believe he needs to take Greenland to protect the US from the guy he made American soldiers roll out the red carpet for in Alaska.

18.01.2026 20:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1087    πŸ” 416    πŸ’¬ 65    πŸ“Œ 25
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Pedophile Protector AND Putin Puppet

#MultiTasking

17.01.2026 20:56 β€” πŸ‘ 10813    πŸ” 2492    πŸ’¬ 443    πŸ“Œ 112

The "Did I just shart? I just sharted didn't I?" look.

17.01.2026 10:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

(looks at body hair)

That is a very patchy fursona, I have to say

16.01.2026 18:56 β€” πŸ‘ 275    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 1

Feeling nostalgic, might watch 'Old Yeller' later.

17.01.2026 10:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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ICE agent fatally shoots woman in Minneapolis amid immigration crackdown The Department of Homeland Security accused the victim of being a "rioter" and that the ICE officer who pulled the trigger was "fearing for his life." Mayor Jacob Frey rejected claims of self-defense.

The Department of Homeland Security accused the victim of being a "rioter" and that the ICE officer who pulled the trigger was "fearing for his life." Mayor Jacob Frey rejected claims of self-defense. n.pr/3YNX6Cx

07.01.2026 20:33 β€” πŸ‘ 560    πŸ” 154    πŸ’¬ 142    πŸ“Œ 47

Gaaah!

06.01.2026 23:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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three men standing in front of a produce stand sign ALT: three men standing in front of a produce stand sign

Fuckin' taking a victory lap around a cesspool isn't she there bud.

06.01.2026 23:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Terrible take. Literally every FIFA Peace Prize winner has done this.

03.01.2026 15:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1853    πŸ” 354    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 5

After your Lukewarm reception to Sisu I waited until a free opportunity came to watch it.

I had low expectations.

I generally enjoy movies where Nazi blow up real good, but I was just bored.

Full disclosure I was bored the first time I saw Fury Road, but 2nd&3rd viewing blew me away.

29.12.2025 15:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I like JKR the way I don't like RFK

28.12.2025 15:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Tears in the Rain - Blade Runner (9/10) Movie CLIP (1982) HD
YouTube video by Movieclips Tears in the Rain - Blade Runner (9/10) Movie CLIP (1982) HD

How I'm walking g out of 2025
youtu.be/HU7Ga7qTLDU?...

28.12.2025 12:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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