David M

Good journalism informs unabashedly

I once puked on the G, 7 and 6 trains in a single night that is my triple crown of exoticness

Honestly they should be trying the NFL at The Hague for exporting these two teams to Spain.

Not that I believe really anything Nuzzi writes, given her record, but the far bigger scandal here is her claim that RFK Jr. was still actively using psychedelics last year, then became HHS secretary in an admin that is killing people for smuggling recreational drugs.

Beef on weck with 2fiftybbq pit beef is a sandwich I very much look forward to trying

I would like to take this opportunity to get on the record and apologize: I had complained about how every single thing at the grocery store now costs five dollars more than it used to, but I had not seen the latest data from DoorDash's State of Local Commerce report, which disproves that.

i think this is key. taking the deal would amount to taking the blame. it would turn a clear political victory into an unambiguous defeat.

SOCRATES: No god is a philosopher or seeker after wisdom, for he is wise already; nor does any man who is wise seek after wisdom.

PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom.

DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers

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@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social has the chance to truly make strides in addressing climate and affordability by bringing back Birdie on Day 1

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My parents live in this district and they are an emphatic Hell yes for more development.

😎😎😎😎 GOOD THINGS CAN STILL HAPPEN 😎😎😎😎

*whispers* you can continue to read me, the pundit who insisted the other pundits were wrong about these conclusions

if democrats are serious about winning they need to learn from tonight and convert to islam

Ohhhhhhh if you thought Bronx Science grads were insufferable before

Woke 2 is gonna hit like Earl Thomas

The four horsemen of the Dark Wokeopalypse are Spanberger, AOC, Kristol and Jay Jones

Exit polls say Abigail Spanberger won young men 56–42 today. Talk about a narrative buster.

Shocked, shocked to learn this administration is shutting down effective public programs and forcing us to go through regulatory rentiers instead. Crony capitalism 2.0.

went to Rome for thanksgiving last year and it was incredible so this truly feels like a toss-up decision.

Richard kind

People Magazine just announced their 2025 “Sexiest Man Alive”:

For years people made fun of big tech for inventing things that already exist and they responded with their magnum opus: inventing fascism. Incredible work

Trump posts his worst-ever net approval rating in a CNN poll this morning, 37% to 63% (-26) s3.documentcloud.org/documents/26...

genuinely I don't understand why any of these people want to be in power but I'm just a humble believer in government

A weapon... to surpass Metal Gear

You may disagree with some of Trump’s policies (pointless military invasion of your exurbs, no healthcare, routine savage beatings) but at least his peace deals keep falling apart immediately

don't obey frog poster in red and black

good morning

CHOTINER: So you're attending a No Kings protest today.

ME: That's right.

CHOTINER: But according to Steam, you've played over 450 hours of Crusader Kings 3.

ME: Okay, well- Now hold on. That's sort of unfair.

CHOTINER: Oh?

ME: Sometimes I play as a duke or a count.

CHOTINER: I see.

The goat