Still from Sherlock. Him using his Mind Palace powers to conjure up the words "Liberty Bell Fraternite Pattern Liberty" in front of him.

Still from The Good Doctor. Him using his Mind Palace powers to conjure up medical info in front of him.

Still from Stranger Than Fiction. Him using his Mind Palace powers to conjure up the words "1 bowl, 1 spoon, 2 forks, 3 cups" in front of him with accompanying icons.

The downside of Autism is that I can never see what's in front of me because the HUD is always blocking my view.

Ooh I've been meaning to get that, have you made anything else from it?

JD Vance Places Candle Outside Hooters Where ICE Agents Were Heckled

Looking at how people in the US are responding to ICE and Trump and then looking at the Democratic party makes the phrase "Lions led by donkeys" spring to mind

Face out. Bold to think he'll never be recognised or suffer consequences.

im sorry but we just spent the last decade being told the biggest issues were pronouns in emails and a trans kid playing jv lacrosse

if you said these things and got paid for it then you need to go away. literally if “woke mind virus” is something youve ever said unironically you need to go away

They have a replica of the lion fountain in the middle of the restaurant and when I was there they were playing a video loop of running horses on the telly

Whoo hoo!

The new Barbie comes with a range of accessories to reflect her status as an autistic woman, such as:
- noise-cancelling headphones
- a fidget spinner
- intense social media scrutiny about how she's Being Autistic Wrong

Also we went to Castillo de Aleppo for our tea after Alhambra and I can highly recommend it. I had a gorgeous platter under my nose in about five minutes flat.

We went a couple ofnweeks ago and got lucky with a cold and quiet day. It was incredible.

The absorption of "rawdogging" into the language as a term divorced from its specific original meaning is a stain on us all. Please, I do not ever want to hear about any of you rawdogging a baked potato

Was Weiss rapping this?
"You got an issue with me? Take your shot
You never seen my likes, so unpredictable, so heterodox"

Seriously now. Are the Starmer Ultras not fucking embarrassed? He's called a press conference - deliberately timed so Trump would be asleep - glazed him, confirmed he'll do nothing to retaliate and used the whole thing to attack Davey and Polanski and its not even landed

Thinking about if that lad had steadier aim

Watching Keir Starmer trying to rise to the current political realities is like watching someone try to gentle parent a rabid badger.

I'm not one who talks up bots or trolls etc but I think the PLP has a very unsubtle appraoch to trickle down comms and Labour members out it every single time. They're handed a single line to repeat and they bash your replies with it until they're given a new one.

He's fucking useless and all he does is make things worse. Labour are flushing us all down the pan with them and I'm sick of it.

Seeing 'Well done, Kemi Badenoch for not being a social media obsessed rage-merchant' in my speech would make me sack my spindoctor on the spot.

The Prime Minister has come up with a very measured, diplomatic response and I think that if the President could remember who Starmer was, he would respect that.

Stare into my Starm eyes and you’ll see my values. Thats right, a deep dark void of Nothing. Truly it is you who is a foolish crude charlatan, with your head full of Stuff.

Useless pathetic self-interested stuffed shirt

He's angrier with Polanski for explicitly calling out the situation on BlueSky than he is with Trump for attempting to annex Greenland via a couple of Truth Social posts.

what happens when "it's important to work with the US so requires us to have a good relationship with the United States" and "Greenland belongs to the people of Greenland and the Kingdom of Denmark alone" are mutually exclusive, Keir

Starmer criticises politicians who have responded to Greenland crisis with 'grandstanding' Starmer concludes by welcoming the stance taken by Kemi Badenoch on Greenland. But, he goes on: [In] moments like this there will always be people who reach for the performative, who think an angry social media post or grandstanding is a substitute for hard work. That’s an understandable instinct, but it’s not effective. It never has been. It may make politicians feel good, but it does nothing for working people whose jobs, livelihoods and security rely on the relationships that we build across the world. This seems to be a jibe at people like Ed Davey and Zack Polanski.

Not a serious person

2000-2025: facts over feelings, no safe spaces, be a fucking man

2026: your dismissive body language has left the fourth Minneapolis infantry with anxiety

God I feel this way about the way everyone talks about big boobs now. You'll get someone denigrating a woman with a big chest and then a gaggle of people being like, "What a loser! Who doesn't love big naturals?!" I wish people would stop! And stop referring to ppl as porn tags!

Various headlines in which Jacob Rees-Mogg, Liz Truss, Daniel Hannan, Boris Johnson and Nigel Farage endorse Donald Trump.

The very stable geniuses of British politics should not be allowed to forget their sycophancy towards Trump.

I got a train from Malaga to Granada about a week ago and I won't lie it's freaked me out. I was eight next to the queue for the Madrid train. Those poor people.