Old man yells at clouds

Isn’t that Danish?

You know lads this guy can hit a free kick maybe a proper wall would’ve been a good idea

We know exactly what would have happened if that was Saliba or Gabriel against either of these teams.

Red card and penalty. 100%

If that was Arsenal etc and so on

Yeah, they were most likely the supermassive black holes forming at the centres of galaxies - and that epoch peaked about 10bn years ago

Once galaxies formed and the universe expanded there’s not enough spare matter floating around to get sucked in to cause such bright objects

And even then, TV (GB News) and papers (Mail, Telegraph, Express) broadcast and publish absolute bullshit without any real penalty.

The whole system is fucked.

There is one current restaurant critic whose entire schtick seems to be “I went to this place with my chums and it was spiffing and they were lovely to me” with four or five stars.

Totally pointless

Superb alt text work here.

There is a theory that BlueSky’s killer feature is alt text. And this is a wonderful example.

Or a corduroy

I remember, in the throes of Gamergate, one person saying ‘folks, this is a practice run. The next time it’ll be used in mainstream politics, and we will lose because no-one is taking this seriously’

Can’t remember who she was but damn she was right

Was just about to say exactly the same thing!

This is like an Arsecast but without that Terry Wogan fella

/runs away

It’s worthy of Douglas Adams. Beautiful phrasing.

A violin playing cat that has designs on a mouse

Not surprised. That cat has the look of a killer

Was Rick Astley mouse scared by all the visuals? I first saw them 20-something years ago and some of them still give me the willies

After a lot of research and talking to these people, I’ve come to the conclusion that they are fucking bellends

What about alpacas?

And yes I know I’m missing an “a” here, but if it’s good enough for Neil Armstrong on the fucking moon, it’s good enough for me.

Probably punching a baddie in the face

A bare knuckle fight on a white knuckle ride?

The saying ‘You can tell the quality of man by the quality of the company he keeps’ seems apposite.

Mark Kozelek for me. I came to him quite late, but loved the Red House Painters and some Sun Kil Moon, and had assumed some of his weird onstage behaviour was just a mid-life crisis (we’re not too far apart in age)

And then all the stuff about his private life came out and it’s hard to listen now

Fuck Deus Ex. I want a Terra Nova remake.

Can’t be Kier, he would have mentioned that his dad was a toolmaker, who used to whittle his own porn in his spare time

The drugs probably don’t help either, tbh.

I think that, once you reach a level of success where you’re selling out decent sized venues, you’ve got a devoted fan base, and you’re making decent enough money, that something trips in the brain of most people.

It makes you odd. You want to understand the meaning of it all. You want peace

/insert obvious joke about bass players here

Big screen little screen swimming in the water

I Could Give You All That You Don’t Want by The Twilight Sad.

Also Last Summer, I Became The Invisible Boy.

And And She Would Darken The Memory.

The Twilight Sad write some fucking great songs with long titles

He turned it down on the expectation of getting an even more lucrative job elsewhere, as far as I can see!