𝑐𝑜𝑛𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑛𝑐𝑒 𝑓𝑟𝑦

look at them colors, heck yeah!

a paperback cover of Walter M Miller Jr's novel "A Canticle for Leibowitz" photoshopped to add turtles humping and to read "A Genticle of Leibowitz"

my contribution to work chat yesterday, after someone mistyped "genital" in a discussion of whether turtle copulation on cover art would be unacceptable to partners

(my ruling was that it was acceptable)

cover art for Leroy Anderson's album "Christmas Carols" fluffy white kitten bursting from a wrapped present with a tinsel and ornament bedecked tree in the background

a serious contender for greatest Christmas album cover art of ALL TIME: Leroy Anderson - Christmas Carols

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Some teen gifts available to donate to our toy drive and gift event on 12/20 for anyone who would like. amzn.to/4rDn7BG

A selection of prints drying and prepping for shipping in our home print room. All of my prints are personally made, signed, numbered, and shipped worldwide direct from us.

Busy times in the print room - all your orders are getting ready to head off to you shortly, if they haven't already!

Today is the really for real LAST DAY of 25% off in my store and US Christmas shipping - and some rare collectibles will be gone from my shop soon too: robsheridan.storenvy.com

Season of Lights: Made-for-TV/Streaming Holiday Movies Directed by Women 🎶It's the most wonderful time of the year🎶: Time for made for TV/streaming holiday movies!!! Like it says these are made-for-TV (or streaming) holiday movies directed by women! Perfect for your #52fil...

We're coming up on 300 movies soon!

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he's dematerialized as he moves through the chimney, he doesn't materialize again until he steps out onto the safety of the hearth

same way he enters homes without chimneys, it's just more convenient to travel at roof level when you can

It’s that time of year. Time to celebrate the Yuletide season with @tomgauld.bsky.social ‘s John Le Carre advent calendar.

Tyrone's message

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Happy Thanksgiving!
#PiecesOfApril #slutfluff

trending ahead of #cock?!

I'VE STILL GOT IT
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It was nice having a #slutfluff night. It's like it never left, other than the months and months of horrible depression since the last one.

I am stuffed and sleepy, but it was great to be at #slutfluff again. Thanks @playfistyforme.bsky.social and gang. Tke care. See ya soon. Happy Thanksgiving.

I have missed #slutfluff so much. When I had to cut back almost completely on livetweeting years ago, it was the one show I could never miss. Sort of like family. Thanks @playfistyforme.bsky.social for such a heartwarming return.

I feel like this could double as a reunion picture of #slutfluff

Thanks @playfistyforme.bsky.social for that thanksgiving classic🥹.. I hope everyone has a good holiday and gets some sleep if you’re headed that way, #SlutFluff friends💕

PS- TUBI roullette is def thanksgiving tipsy b/c uh🤔

PPS- I have “Black Friday” on Saturday’s #SatMat over on birdsite (info⤵️ )

he did, but it was one of the shots you don't get to see bc they ran out of filming time/money
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the ending montage of photos has always seems a bit abrupt (like they ran out of money), but overall it works pretty well

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epiphany
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we're in such good company!
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"Please give me my stupid fucking turkey."

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this has always resonated with me because, while my late mother was a lovely person, my late eldest sister & I were the dipshit fuckup children: runaways, nipple biters, voluntarily committed...

and of course, my mother died of breast cancer 2 years after this came out
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that's Thoreau
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one Xmas my auntie & her boyfriend were supposed to bring fish for dinner, but they didn't try to shop until that morning in East Honolulu, where there's nothing open.

it was the legendary Xmas where the cheese souffle was accompanied by fishsticks from the Handi-Pantry convenience store #slutfluff

a) she is such an asshole, but also

b) this is growing up 101

(my sister and I liked to throw food out the window into the rhododendrons)
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he almost played Bobby!
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I only like Waldorf salad when it comes with Statler dressing. #slutfluff

"Yes, I'm a vegetarian, I understa--"
"I'm a vegan."

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too white for me
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