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@garrettwarshaw.bsky.social

Sometimes yells about grifters. How now brown bureaucrat?

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Thanks for making the connection between Minneapolis & the Bay Area. I've been thinking all weekend about how my go-to spots and community on Nicollet in a past life and my neighbors on Clement now are no different in this moment.

26.01.2026 16:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We might be through with the past, but the past ain’t through with us

20.01.2026 15:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s especially wild considering they also OWNED THE BUILDING, so they didn’t even have to pay SF rent! And it still became untenable!

04.01.2026 02:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Me watching The Shrouds back in the spring

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This country is just a series of adaptations of The Music Man

09.12.2025 16:59 β€” πŸ‘ 50    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1
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β€œi can’t leave twitter, i need it, it’s where my audience is”

09.12.2025 11:52 β€” πŸ‘ 10438    πŸ” 3268    πŸ’¬ 133    πŸ“Œ 142

It’s 49 degrees outside and Mr Softy is still going strong. This has to be a bit!

08.12.2025 02:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Internet truly is a wild place. The kid who sat behind me in AP French and my college era bandmate are teaming up as they expose grifters. It is beautiful to watch.

07.12.2025 20:52 β€” πŸ‘ 42    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Who says going to college isn’t lucrative!? You just have to be a little creative!

05.12.2025 20:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Reminds me how the Emperor’s birthday is a national holiday in Japan

05.12.2025 13:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Probably the same reason UPS is cutting ties with Amazon (high volume, no margin)

04.12.2025 21:17 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

www.youtube.com/watch?v=0eGm...

04.12.2025 21:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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New Knives Out just dropped

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But what’s funny is the store in the thumbnail closed 4+ years ago

19.11.2025 22:54 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There’s gotta be some bizarre back story to the guy driving the Mr Softy truck through my neighborhood in late November, right? Like a guy who has to justify buying it while on a multi-day bender? Or maybe he made a bet one night at a bar?

17.11.2025 00:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

America loves a Lost Cause narrative

10.11.2025 16:55 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Cornell Reaches Deal with Trump Administration to Restore Research Funds

Just pitiful...

07.11.2025 17:38 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Lol...just 🀌

05.11.2025 17:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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In Utah, Trump’s Vision for Homelessness Begins to Take Shape

State run camps for the unhoused is a predictable outcome of the Supreme Court’s horrific Grants Pass decision last year.

And yes, the abominable radical centrism of NYTimes headlines endures, sadly.

30.10.2025 19:35 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Chicagoans are starting to do exactly this.

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The Simpsons very first Treehouse Of Horror episode aired on this day in 1990.

25.10.2025 15:12 β€” πŸ‘ 242    πŸ” 73    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 6

🀌

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I wish I could see her reactions!

25.10.2025 03:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Carrie Bradshaw voice:

22.10.2025 19:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Lululemon Registers LULULEMON DUPE, Here’s What it Means On October 21, Lululemon secured a trademark registration from the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office for LULULEMON DUPE.

Lululemon has secured a trademark registration from the USPTO for an unexpected phrase: LULULEMON DUPE. www.thefashionlaw.com/lululemon-re...

22.10.2025 14:36 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2

Doing a real life interpretation of The Music Man

21.10.2025 15:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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