Jace

Guess that's leave to eat the whole bar 😆

Friends close to the witness seem unimpressed. They take issue with the prevalence of baggy clothes.

🎵Lucas got ran over by a yahoo🎶

Orcing hard or hardly Orcing

Starting a shop called Orchard. I will only sell sex toys for orcs.

They probably didn't notice because they were distracted by a shirtless Thomas 😆

A gay person who will say anything we want!

Got a gay politician who is becoming too popular? Grab a log cabin guy and have him say Pete's straight! Ignore the husband.

Want to demonize trans peeps? Have him talk about "gender politics"

If we ignore the R next to his name we can do anything!

Does Pete Buttigeg is gay? The rumor come out!

Amy Poehler the “cool mom” from Mean Girls looking cunty with text that says Spotify wrapped said I look so young and hot

nvm that im pushing 40 💅

I live in California, and I'm a gardener. I'm more likely to own a Pokémon nursery than a gym, but I'm all in on Grass and Poison types 😅 I'm gonna get curb stomped by someone's Charmeleon.

Every day, we approach the eventuality that they intentionally destroy the lower classes because they can hide in the safety of bunkers.

Anon setting up that "used Harden" joke

Yes, keep that a family affair. 🥁

Partner is a massage therapist, so the one we share is 99.9% Lofi regardless of my listening habits 😆

Tells you how much I listened to So Sick, it's the only one that made the cut.

*taps the sign* glass houses, throwing stones and all that...

Way off 😆

Weird, I remember watching Israeli snipers target medics way before Tiktok was even a thing.

The atrocities happened, Hilarity. It was just easier to bury them in a 6 o'clock news blurb.

"I votes directly against my daughters. But because I didn't lecture them about it, I don't consider it a betrayal."

I think you meant to reply this elsewhere?

"Per my last correspondence..."

You seem informed enough to have your own opinions on the situation, ignorant and bigoted as they may be. If you truly wanted information, you'd find it.

"Why are you asking why I'm asking"

Because people asking in bad faith use a technique where they request information, then they request other information because the answer didn't satisfy them. The requests for proof become endless.

It's called sealioning.

"Should we give Furfrou a mega? Klefki?"

"No, let's do another Lucario."

It's a mod for one of the Super Smash Bros games. Mildly improves combat, includes Mewtwo.

Nintendo banned any mention of it in certain areas they control because "criminal activity."

So, the name seems like a thinly-veiled attempt to bury the OG on Google.

...there *should* be. /j

That's *bestest. Autocorrect and Bluesky working together to be silly today.

My baby boy, Gloss, is the best esthetic fairy type. He's even (marginally) better than Grass/Fairy types.

Garfield mid goon face

Madame Morrible, WICKED WIIIITCH