Skeezix Bumblespuds

Midwesterner guaranteed.

van is such a fuckin pud

being a bears fan is so cool

it’s really not in this particular instance. SAS is annoying. Kash is a fash. Easy choice.

this is a much bigger deal imo. are these the sweet plum (or other fruit) pierogi or savory?

now here’s a guy that won’t reply to my DMs

(through tears) door doot

this is a no harangue harang zone!

aaron harang: what the fuck did i do

never change

absolutely. i’m housing a full pack of dentyne ice arctic chill a day if i have it on me. there’s no way any survive.

arent females orange cats super rare? or am i imagining that trivia?

most americans don’t know what fascism
actually is. some think it’s “whenever the government does something i don’t like”. others believe it’s literally just doing a holocaust on the jewish population and nothing else. they do know that it’s bad though. so nobody wants to admit it’s what they are.

not that bad tbh

what do pr people pay cnn for this type of thing, do you think? or is it a weird behind the scenes quid pro quo type of deal that isn’t purely military

ah yes the left went after that right wing luminary, ellen degeneres

is it possible their eyes are opposite ends of a portal system?

all 12 viewers were like damn where’s greg

this place alone invalidates any other objection

it’s so stupid they’ll never expect it!

my thought as well. perhaps a touch of prometheus as well. it speaks to the pain of the situation that it could find an analog in famous eternal vengeances of ancient dickhead gods.

i miss the old jewel brand frozen pizzas. basically crackers. thin and crunchy. 10 for $10 a lot of the time. i’m showing my age.

oh damn i just had 50 million bucks extra why question it

nice

no it was time for thag when they were elected. it’s time for current leadership to exile themselves and let somebody new take the reins.

i like portillos but if you’re in town for one day that ain’t the stop

wheels

my blood sugar is high enough

you forgot the wet fart at the end