Ashley

Most people I know: ohh, we like the figure skating, did you see that? So amazing!
Me: Shh, I’m busy watching people slide down an ice tube face first on a cafeteria tray at 78 mph #winterolympics2026 #skeleton (going super fast with knives strapped to your feet is cool too)

Will do! I don’t play it particularly well, but it’s fun and if Brak will tell me to play it, I will!

Also, congrats to @dansavage.bsky.social on 1,000 episodes!

I guess I have to post every time they talk about farts on @dansavage.bsky.social #savagelovepodcast because I’m crying laughing at the response on episode 1,000 😂 And caller, you have also not smelled my farts. Perimenopause has not been kind there 😂

Well, my lack of pen throwing due to obnoxious emails had a good run for 2026. 6 days. Must be a new record 😂 #thisishowyouremailfindsme

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Me to my 7 year old: Happy New Year!
7 year old: Ugh, it’s 2026 already.
😂 #kidsarefunny

Me: We’re only going to be in the car 20 minutes.
Husband: That’s HALF a Steely Dan album, basically 2/3 of Gaucho!

Man, I'm done with the days getting shorter! I am talking to MANAGEMENT. I will GET RESULTS. If the days get longer here on out, you'll know who to thank.

Yesterday’s section of my puzzle advent calendar was missing 5 pieces!! I hope they turn up in another box #jigsawpuzzles #missingpieces

#mammogrammed !!

I am loving how much joy and excitement my little mistake has sparked!!

@merriam-webster.com Instagram post today was 👩🏼‍🍳💋😂

But I also hope that you get to enjoy this reading of a “A Christmas Carol”, because as said on the intro to this episode, is is truly a real banger

Whoops! Meant @helenzaltzman.bsky.social !

Things I’m not mad about today:
2) Enjoying @hels.bsky.social reading “A Christmas Carol” on @allusionistshow.bsky.social and hearing “Keep it in your pants, Dickens!” 😂

Things I’m not mad about today:
1) @dansavage.bsky.social starting today’s Savage Love with sloth farts 😂

Husband’s thoughts on #deathbylightning : Make America Beardy Again 😂

Around 2 weeks ago, I was in the grocery store and desperately trying not to sing along to all of the songs and use the shopping cart to dance. I am still regretting that decision and will now vow to embrace being the lady singing to the grocery store music. #iaminmyforties

No pictures, but on my lunchtime walk I saw some deer and a little downy woodpecker flew right in front of me, then landed on a nearby tree so I could watch it for a few minutes. #birds #deer

Meta: Let’s deny we’re re harmful to anyone’s self esteem!
Also Meta: “People you may know on Facebook-recently added 4 friends”…and none of them are you because everyone hates you 😂😂

I solved the Wednesday 11/19/2025 New York Times Daily Crossword in 4:53! - pretty happy with that for a Wednesday!

We need to remember what’s important in life: Friends, waffles, work. Or waffles, friends, work. Doesn’t matter, but work is third.

I know I would hate working for Jackson Lamb, but I enjoying saving up his insults for use at a future date 😂 #sloughhouse #clowntown

Beat WordleBot today, so now the little 💩is all butt hurt. #wordleintwo

I would make Ron Swanson proud. I definitely didn’t half ass my workout yesterday because my whole ass is sore 😂

Heyyyy, I’m enjoying this happy Bluesky this morning. Nice change from the usual doom and gloom 😊 #localelectionsmatter

Hey, fun fact about me: I literally just found out at approximately 8PM ET that I’ve been wearing my underwear inside out. All. Day. 🤦🏼‍♀️ #iaminmyforties

Strands #607
“Good bones”
🦴🦴🦴💀
🦴🦴🦴🦴 cute! #happyhalloween

#halloween2025
Somehow the hashtag was 3025 and I didn’t even notice 🤦🏼‍♀️😂