Couldn't ask for better proof that this guy has never flown commercially in his life.
08.12.2025 22:03 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0@torgospizza.bsky.social
Senior Comedy Engineer at @RiffTrax.com. Enjoys sitting around in my backyard, drinking good wine, eating homemade sourdough pizza, and watching movies. And petting cats. Find me elsewhere: http://instagram.com/torgospizza | twitter.com/torgospizza
Couldn't ask for better proof that this guy has never flown commercially in his life.
08.12.2025 22:03 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Ever since the summit was announced, Russian media has been replete with stories about special U.S. envoy Steve Witkoff and Dmitriev sharing fried dumplings at a restaurant in the Russian capital, and about the site of a future Moscow hotel, described as a possible Trump Tower Moscow, that the two men visited last week.
The stuff that, 15 years ago, would have been a screaming 72-point all-caps headline β and now appears in the sixth paragraph, almost as an aside
www.wsj.com/world/russia...
Welcome to Itchy and Scratchy Land, where nothing could possiblie go wrong.
19.07.2025 17:04 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0For folks living near Los Angeles there are screenings coming up at the Vista Theater, including intermissions: www.vistatheaterhollywood.com/movies/kill-...
19.07.2025 17:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0How did you intuit that Parker is a "one issue fuckstick"? You appear to be in Tulsa, which from what I understand is not in California. As someone who has lived in California, I can assure you, Gavin Newsom is not the ideal candidate you think he is.
16.07.2025 18:19 β π 5 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0McGovern: "So I say to my Republican colleagues -- what's wrong with you people? In this bill you provide a $2 billion tax break for gun silencers, but you cut SNAP benefits for vulnerable families. Jesus Christ!"
02.07.2025 13:14 β π 6380 π 2113 π¬ 155 π 129BREAKING: Federal judge blocks Rubio's anti-trans, anti-nonbinary passport policy for all.
Judge Julia Kobick granted a classwide preliminary injunction that applies to all trans and nonbinary people on Tuesday.
New, at Law Dork: www.lawdork.com/p/breaking-f...
Based on this and your other posts you may have brain damage. Please seek help.
17.06.2025 22:29 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Hell yeah. Enjoy!
28.05.2025 00:11 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0For real, they're always like "Sick of that expensive and heavy thing you use all the time and can't really be moved anywhere else?"
15.05.2025 17:22 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Seriously π
15.05.2025 02:30 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I like the ad that says, "So you've heard of 'standing desk'."
Yes, I have, that's why you're giving me an ad for one.
See you there??
25.04.2025 05:32 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0βIts structural perfection is matched only by its hostilityβ¦β
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"Just adding you to the proper registry!" [ominously loud typing sounds]
25.04.2025 02:30 β π 14 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Whoa! Hey!
12.04.2025 04:56 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Warnock: They are busy attacking ordinary people. They donβt understand what itβs like to ration your prescription drugs or what itβs like to try to figure out how to afford groceries. In the words of that prophet who just spoke at The Super Bowl: They not like us
22.03.2025 19:06 β π 25478 π 6432 π¬ 318 π 278Sen. Bernie Sanders highlighted a new analysis showing that the wealthiest 1% has extracted $79 trillion from the bottom 90% of Americans since 1975. In 2023 alone, $3.9 trillion was redirected upwardβenough to provide every U.S. worker with a $32,000 raise.
05.03.2025 17:45 β π 1559 π 636 π¬ 27 π 118Are we certain this is real? It looks like the header was scanned but the body text appears composited via Photoshop. To me it looks fake.
06.03.2025 15:44 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Bubbly sourdough starter in a plastic tub.
Pizza in front of a pizza oven in the garden.
Thank you! I've had an Ooni pizza oven for a couple of years now, and the sourdough starter almost as long π Needless to say I love being able to use them both in my cooking!
06.03.2025 05:01 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Talk about a whoopsie doodle!
06.03.2025 03:27 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0These are the same type of people who made fun of me in high school for enjoying science class. Now we're all screwed because they're illiterate.
06.03.2025 03:23 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Homemade pizza with green veggies and cheese on a brown pizza peel. The pizza is cut into six slices.
Forgot to post this. We recently had Fool's Spring here in Portland, so I made my first pizza of the year to celebrate! Kale and Swiss chard from the garden on top of my sourdough using my starter (I named her Fermentina de Loaf, and she's 18 months!) plus homemade sauce from San Marzano tomatoes.
06.03.2025 03:19 β π 32 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0Heads-up: Guardian is looking for firsthand #LongCovid stories: www.theguardian.com/society/2025...
15.01.2025 21:50 β π 148 π 149 π¬ 5 π 1Chowing down as fast as I can before I get asked a question...
16.01.2025 00:18 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Ohhh, gotcha. Looks like we had an incorrect date on our calendar. But no, I'm not in charge of social media anymore :)
16.01.2025 00:07 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Looks like the post was deleted :D But probably, yes!
15.01.2025 23:18 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0they released a full conversion mod of Doom for fucking Chex cereal and it remains one of the greatest video game experiences of my life
you got this game out of a fucking cereal box
UPDATE: Many of the Pasadena area water restrictions have been lifted. Check for your info here: waterforla.lacounty.gov/water-alerts/
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