I legitimately did not bank on this many people being so incredibly stupid

Damn I thought girls loved living under constant threat of the most alcoholic parent in the district demanding they prove they have a vagina

Which passage in the Bible tells people to seek vengeance?

no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say rudy giuliani died from driving his car into a wall painted to look like a tunnel and all his clothes flew off in the crash and then a sixteen wheeler semi truck ran over his dick and balls. don’t say stuff like that

One of my best friend's sisters told me I'm racist because my wife is vegan. I've known her since she was 6 years old and she was friends with my wife. I don't even really understand her point to this day and just told her to enjoy her Internet points and blocked her. I don't have time for this shit

Greg is the only thing that brings me joy on social media.

No, this will make me look like a muffin.

I already love hot dogs; you don't have to sell me on eating them.

I'm back after my 24-hour ban for...something?

The Philadelphia Snowballs

I can't believe torturing your significant other is bad, actually

Her personality disorder is "total dickhead"

i think cuomo did well considering he couldn’t campaign while the sun was up

I loved that game a ton.

The only thing I'm mean to when I'm high is a bag of chips.

Why the fuck is a pastor tryna hang pubes

Ludicrous that this is how I found out

It's completely bonkers.

Ugly ass Elon drawing

I WONDER WHO IT WAS AT 3AM DURING A KETAMINE BINGE

fartificial intelligence

All these rich dudes are pathetic losers and I think that's fascinating

I'm going to make it scan my asshole until it kills itself

Like what even was the last 2 innings of this game?

It's really gone off the rails here

I screamed. Did not expect him to lay down a killer bunt

Like, honestly, how fucking lazy can someone be to click that on a goddamn yahoo article that takes at most 3 minutes to read. I hate this shit so fucking much, man.

The Canadian election result shows that the 2024 US election might have gone very differently if American voters could somehow have known in advance what it would be like to have Donald Trump as president