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Too many people throughout his life have told Stephen Miller that he's a very special boy. And we are all suffering for it now.

a man in a suit and bow tie is standing in front of a green birdhouse . ALT: a man in a suit and bow tie is standing in front of a green birdhouse .

Pam Bondi's answer to every question

Grossed out by the terrible people that are touching their little peens thinking about what happened to Greta Thunberg.

Is one of the questions on the ICE application to list races by superiority from least to most?

Tim Meadows is on Cameo

Me: *pays 140 dollars*

Tim Meadows: get away Dewey! don’t eat that Panda Express Orange Chicken! you don’t want any of that shit! It’s delicious!

Me: *delighted* *pays 140 dollars*

Meadows: Dewey get out of here! Don’t eat the rangoons! You don’t want any of that shit!

Me: *delighted* *pays 140

Thinking about how human cloning technology could be used to not only revive famous musical acts, but make them even better. Just imagine Crosby, Crosby, Crosby, Crosby, Stills, Stills, Nash, Young & Young

Watching the brewers this year

I thought the red was cherry. Anyone else?

Potato soup with bacon, cheese and fried onions

Soup is done for the game #nlds

Heck yeah. I love Soup Season!

My favorite flavored water is soup. Making loaded potato soup. 🥔🥣

"Don't burn the flag, brah. That's quality poncho material."

History repeats.

TGIF THANK GOD I’M FRASIER meme. Frasier is kicked way back on the couch

*extremely kicked back voice* Folks,

I’d like more followers. Please encourage yours to follow me. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

I guess I don’t know what flapjacks are.

Rumor has it that if the Democrats don't give in, the Republicans are prepared to launch a hellstorm of racist AI-generated memes, some of which apparently involve Chuck Schumer breakdancing.

Babygirl but it’s that Warren Beatty kid from Empire Records

There should be a charity or something that gives money to repair the doors, windows, etc. that ICE is destroying needlessly.

Bari Weiss as editor in chief of CBS News is a DEI hire vis-à-vis they are including the unqualified.

Hard to tell the real illegal militia from the fake illegal militia

I just thought of a game.., it’s called Hamm or Ram. You decide if a name is either an LA Ram or a character played by Jon Hamm

Pee and poop -- the San Diego Padres colors

Seems to me to be pretty far back... Didn't check their cars for their white hoods or anything.

While it was never much, my interest in Ezra Klein is steeply dekleining.

a woman is standing in front of a microphone wearing a purple jacket and necklace . ALT: a woman is standing in front of a microphone wearing a purple jacket and necklace .

MAGA ethos:
It does not matter that you are wrong
It does not matter that you are lying through your teeth
It doesn't even matter if the people KNOW you are wrong and lying through your teeth
Just be forceful and lie with conviction

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Thank you for contacting me. On September 19, 2025, the House of Representatives passed H.R. 5371, a clean continuing resolution. Unfortunately, Democrat Senators are blocking passage of H.R. 5371 in the Senate which has led to a lapse in appropriations. Due to the lapse in appropriations I am currently in furlough status. I will respond to emails once government functions resume.

NEW—US Department of Education sent out standard Out of Office language to employees on Wednesday in light of shutdown. Later yesterday, workers tell me they found someone had updated their auto-responses without consent to a new one blaming Democrats.

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What kind of sick freak would rewatch that Packers-Cowboys game on the NFL Network right now?

Shocker. The judge knows he'll be fired if he rules in favor of Mr. Abrego Garcia. The system is rigged.

MILD - Man I Love Dip