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She/her, the highly suggestible type. Wanna be Switch buds? My friend code is SW-7704-2275-2222

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Having a stroke, thanks

23.02.2026 01:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh no โ€œAI satellite factory on the moonโ€ is my sleeper agent activation code

23.02.2026 00:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

- Those boys were DELIGHTED to be murder victims

22.02.2026 20:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Catching up on the gala:

- More ice dance teams should kick a soccer ball
- In the competitive free skate you should have to do a costume change at the 2:00 mark or you donโ€™t get the second-half bonus

22.02.2026 16:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A SIXTY-THREE PAGE dissent by Kavanaugh? "But Dad said" is three words, man

20.02.2026 15:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Maybe It Will Happen Today, on the Toilet

20.02.2026 15:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
An open notebook. The left-hand page closer to the camera has been filled in entirely in geometric patterns with colored pens.

An open notebook. The left-hand page closer to the camera has been filled in entirely in geometric patterns with colored pens.

Ever keep coloring a page because if you stop youโ€™ll scream

20.02.2026 04:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is like Anti-Veep

20.02.2026 02:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Watching The Diplomat and itโ€™s delightfully bonkers

20.02.2026 01:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

High-fiving myself

19.02.2026 21:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ALYSA!!!!

19.02.2026 21:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Amber Glenn ๐Ÿฅน

19.02.2026 19:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My hair looks like I was brought here by the Flash

19.02.2026 00:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Getting over my cold just in time to go outside when ABQโ€™s air quality needle is hovering over โ€œhella enchantedโ€

19.02.2026 00:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In my learned utopia no one should read old books, except for people who want to spend years gaining expertise in subject matter I have deemed useless

18.02.2026 22:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Independent of *waving hands around at everything in the QT* the audacity of the guy who directed fucking X-MEN 3 being like "heed my wisdom or perish"

13.02.2026 14:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ice Dance short program has featured some BAFFLINGLY bad music choices

09.02.2026 20:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Respecting her request for anonymity because "omg the stigma" when she was fine with doing a puff piece about same in the New York fucking Times

08.02.2026 16:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think we should only have one online gambling thing, we all get assigned a day and hour that It Happens and if It Happens in your time slot you win Megabucks

31.01.2026 00:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh he's a beautiful boy.

28.01.2026 22:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A tan and white Corgi-mix dog, wearing a red harness, rolling around on his back on green summer grass. His tongue is lolling out sideways.

A tan and white Corgi-mix dog, wearing a red harness, rolling around on his back on green summer grass. His tongue is lolling out sideways.

Thanks. It's been two months and I'm not okay but I'm getting there! Going through all the photos helped me remember all the good stuff. For instance, this photo made me snort out loud

28.01.2026 21:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You're right of course. It's just sad to only have that right now.

28.01.2026 21:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Making an album of my dog and finally combed through all the photos to get printed. It feels like I'm trying to sum up a whole life with one file folder. I don't know how to feel about that

28.01.2026 21:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Intense competition this season for most obnoxious ad campaign but I would happily feed Bradley Cooper into a woodchipper at this point

25.01.2026 21:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Also, you may need to do this on both desktop and mobile if you use both.

24.01.2026 16:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

that's not just a murder, that's a lynching imo

24.01.2026 16:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 662    ๐Ÿ” 90    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

Man the fuck up and start protecting your people. Tell your state police to start arresting these criminals. Mobilize the Guard and tell them they are to take NO orders from a demented tyrant who is executing innocents in the street.

You swore a fucking oath to the Constitution.

24.01.2026 16:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2776    ๐Ÿ” 594    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 39    ๐Ÿ“Œ 10
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NKIM'S FINAL SHOP OPENING! PURCHASE ALL ART TUTORIALS AND PROCESSES BY FEBRUARY 29th BEFORE THEY'RE OFFICIALLY GONE FOREVER! THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR YOUR SUPPORT THROUGHOUT THE YEARS! ๐Ÿ™ โค๏ธ IT WAS AN AWESOME LEARNING EXPERIENCE! ๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿ˜€

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22.01.2026 14:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 332    ๐Ÿ” 250    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Following the disastrous announcements made by Mr. Yves Guillemot (cost-cutting plan, projects scrapped, end of remote working, etc.), the Solidaires Informatique union is calling for a strike on Thursday, January 22, in the morning.

	We are calling on Ubisoft Paris employees to strike for half a day, with the following demands:
    โ€ข the end of the cost-cutting plan,
    โ€ข maintaining and extending the teleworking conditions,
    โ€ข decent pay raises this year.
This is an initial answer to the absurdity of management's decisions. 
Other strikes are currently being discussed. 
It is out of the question to let a boss run wild and destroy our working conditions. Perhaps we need to remind him that it is his employees who make the games.

Following the disastrous announcements made by Mr. Yves Guillemot (cost-cutting plan, projects scrapped, end of remote working, etc.), the Solidaires Informatique union is calling for a strike on Thursday, January 22, in the morning. We are calling on Ubisoft Paris employees to strike for half a day, with the following demands: โ€ข the end of the cost-cutting plan, โ€ข maintaining and extending the teleworking conditions, โ€ข decent pay raises this year. This is an initial answer to the absurdity of management's decisions. Other strikes are currently being discussed. It is out of the question to let a boss run wild and destroy our working conditions. Perhaps we need to remind him that it is his employees who make the games.

UBISOFT - Call for strike

Following the disastrous announcements made by Mr. Yves Guillemot (cost-cutting plan, projects scrapped, end of remote working, etc.), the Solidaires Informatique union is calling for a strike on Thursday, January 22, in the morning.

21.01.2026 19:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 206    ๐Ÿ” 97    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

I am going to become the fucking Joker

21.01.2026 18:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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