Robin Bijlani

I was certain she was hiding more in the back!

Well I see 5 but I think it's probably around 7.

I would.

Create a contest where we have to guess how many jars of pickles are in there.

An ultra wide angle photo of a cat with his head atop the sofa back and his arms dangling down to the sides.

Sometimes I turn my head to the left and I just see this.

Out With The Old How the Democrats have freed us from the Democrats

A great write-up:
www.reallyveryhuman.com/out-w-the-old/

Me: "Did you see all the US A.I. stocks were down?"
My mom: "Yeah because of AL (pronounced as in Al Bundy) from China."
Me: "Wait wait wait... AL?! 🤣🤣🤣"

Well, running outside in your pajamas at 7:30am in freezing temps to deal with a burst pipe flooding the yard is one way to get the blood pumping to start your day.

A screenshot from Google saying the account votefortaft@gmail.com has had no activity in years and will be deleted if not signed in to.

Google's abandoned account cleanup emails really make me wonder what I was up to x years ago. This one was definitely me but I have no idea what I was using it for.

A screenshot querying Google for "most commonly used herb". Google suggests "most commonly used herbs in witchcraft".

Google knows me a little too well.

You know, when I buy Spaghetti Os at the store, I worry that people will think I'm a bad mom.

Me: "Do you want anything from the store?"
Partner: "Spaghetti Os"
Me: "Do you have food for the next few days? There's a big storm coming. That's what I was getting at."
Partner: "Okay 4 Spaghetti Os"

Well it's my first workday of 2025 and I already lost that weekly planner I was intending to start using today. So things are going about as well as I expected.

I'm seeing all these weird ads from Chuck Norris on YouTube. Three of his dogs died and he blamed their diet, so he started selling his own dog food. His wife was poisoned by MRIs so he started selling supplements. Is he just poisoning everyone around him for marketing purposes?

A screenshot of the game Hades II during the battle against Hecate. The player has been turned into a goofy looking sheep.

Nothing hurts more than being turned into a sheep when you're trying to beat someone up.

🎮 Best games of the year:
1. Hades 2
2. Balatro
3. Enshrouded

A tabby+white cat sleeping soundly on a blanket with his belly exposed.

Does life get better than this?

A screenshot from Wikipedia saying Hugh Grant's full name is Hugh John Mungo Grant.

Really? 🤔

Late to the party on this one, but 'The Substance' was great!

Disagree with the manbaby in charge, get demonetized lol Posted in r/LeopardsAteMyFace by u/exogenesis2 • 15,272 points and 1,056 comments

It's such a soap opera.
old.reddit.com/r/LeopardsAt...

Don't fucking buy balloons if you can't keep a hold of them. They always end up in natural areas and endanger animals.

Our new TV came with free WrestleMania!

I was being really patient. 😆

A potted tradescantia (wandering dude) plant for $350.99

The prices at Fresh Market are insane.

Better the car than a mouth grill. 🤷‍♀️

A screenshot of Google Photos encouraging me to make canvas prints of multiple photos of my destroyed mailbox.

No, Google, I do not want a canvas print of that time an Amazon driver destroyed my mailbox.

A four panel cartoon from Sarah Anderson (Sarah's Scribbles). Santa asks "Have you been naughty or nice?" A dog says "I am ALWAYS a good boy." Santa says "Very nice. And you?" And we see a cat climbing a Christmas tree.

A screenshot showing that Equifax will pay out $7.44 USD to compensate for their massive data breach.

Christmas has come early.

So happy to see the fish doing well!

Hah! Try it out!