Jerry Mahoney

In 1995, a friend showed me that the movie Babe had a website where you could download pictures of the animals and play little games. I was sold. Today, the world is falling apart, and 90% of the internet is people hoping that a woman who brings joy to millions will fail and her fans will be sad.

How much laughing does one really need to do?

@reptedlieu.bsky.social Why did you vote in favor of Charlie Kirk Remembrance Day? Do you think this is what your constituents would want?

@timcarvell.bsky.social This would be a great time to switch to a daily format. Last Week Tonightly?

The left isn’t “dancing on Charlie Kirk’s grave,” we’re just pointing out that, thanks to rhetoric like his, a lot of other graves exist.

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: Governor Polis Orders Flags to Half-Staff to Honor the Anniversary of September 11th and the Passing of Charlie Kirk

Someone shot up my kid's school today, and our governor is paying tribute to a guy who thought that is an acceptable price to pay for having the Second Amendment.

Jared Polis has failed Colorado.

Nothing sums up who Trump is more than the fact that he believes he can bully his way to getting the Nobel Peace Prize.

Exhuming McCarthy or Me in Honey

What about those of us who were already at 10?

Etsy boycotts are a good start. Now EVERY corporation needs to take a side. Money is the only language people in power speak. Trump is building fucking concentration camps in America. We’re all in this fight, and if you’re staying neutral, I’ll spend my money somewhere else, thanks.

A hand-drawn cartoon shows a cliff with a group of stick figures standing at the edge. A large sign above them reads, “RING BELL TO PISS OFF LIBERALS.” A stick figure on the left side is shown leaping to ring a bell attached to a horizontal bar extending from the cliff. Below the figure, another stick figure is mid-fall off the cliff, suggesting that ringing the bell causes people to fall.

*ding*

28 Decades Later… 28 Centuries Later… 28 Millennia Later. And by then it’s just about a bunch of zombie studio execs trying to figure out what to call the next one.

“Just wait patiently” has never been a winning strategy in any civil rights movement in history, but it always seems to be the advice of so-called allies.

No better way to build morale in the military than forcing troops to march down largely empty streets in a thunderstorm to celebrate a draft dodger’s birthday

Yet another reminder that this pathetic little man has never known and will never know a moment of true happiness or love in his entire life.

worth adding. he's the ranking member on the immigration subcommittee. of course she knows who he is.

not the main issue here but i'd really appreciate it if democratic politicians spoke out in support of big-city life and culture with the same energy and reverence that all politicians have for small towns

los angeles is "real america" and so are all the other big cities the president hates

Um, if you can’t defend your vote, maybe don’t tell people about your vote?

Smurfs in the 1980s: “Gosh, Smurfette! You’re lookin’ awfully smurfy today!”

Smurfs today: “Shut the Smurf up before I bust a Smurf in your Smurf, muthasmurfer!”

So how do we get students to care more about learning? Because de-emphasizing grades isn’t going to do it.

Middle school math. What do you want to teach?

I got my certification through CalStateTEACH, too. Best of luck!

Sure, bribery is bad, but aren’t there also national security implications of our president traveling around in a jet made by a foreign government? Isn’t there a cautionary tale in history about accepting gifts from other countries? Something about a horse? #trojanplane

The natural endpoint of Reagan’s “I’m from the government, and I’m here to help” crack was having buffoons like this saying, “What am I supposed to do? I’m only from the government branch in charge of this very thing.”

Let me guess. Because Trump's going to stiff him on the bill like he does with everyone else?

Republicans have the presidency, the house, the Senate, the Supreme Court, the media and, pretty soon, academia.

Democrats have the White Lotus.

In one of my FB groups for math teachers, roughly half the comments on a post about eliminating the DOE were positive. “Maybe this is the change we need!” kind of stuff. So yup. We’re fucked.

AOC: Fox News and the right-wing would have you believe that these American values are something out of The Communist Manifesto. But let me tell you Fox News, I don’t believe in healthcare, labor, and human rights because I’m a Marxist.. I believe it because I was a waitress.

It’s starting to feel like a game: how many incredibly unpopular things can Trump get away with and not lose his base? Trump shutters Disneyland! Trump bans puppies! Want to breathe air? It’ll cost you!