Super Bowl commercials can be boiled down to either:
- Remember this thing? Ha ha us too
- You can gamble on gender reveals now

The financier??

CBS News is reporting that the ICE officers who killed Alex Pretti suffered internal injuries during the shooting.

In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.

Rest in peace king

Hey there you fucking dummies

(Badfinger voice) I Remember Gooning Out About You

You drafted that Connor guy on name alone

Wait what…WHAT?

it really is astonishing how quickly it goes from “civil war” and “blood in the streets” to “wow guys it’s just a sad tragedy” when it becomes inconvenient

Personally i do

Loved Nickel and Dimed. Great experiment

Hail Mary obv great as well

Not a cliffhanger, per se, but I will forever and always lament that we never got the followup with THIS:

Was this at home or away

trump's first post about mamdani is going to be levels of racism we haven't seen since the 19th century

We should really punish the people that voted for the dumb act last week, right?? Let me just look up how you voted on that

must be incredibly frustrating and disheartening to have federal funding that was promised to you for important work suddenly and arbitrarily ripped away

The first movie to come with an electronic press kit, in this case a floppy disk that you had to guess the password to access certain parts

I’m the guy who invents new bathroom faucet designs for every hotel. You might know me from Knob That Goes The Other Way and Joystick That’s Hard To Turn Off. Lately I’ve been lacking inspiration, even thinking about hanging it up. I’ve had a good run, but — wait, never mind: Ball You Turn Diagonal

I just really need everybody to understand that everything that’s happening in and to the global economy now (and all the businesses and people in it) is the entirely predictable result of the intentional decisions of one guy who doesn’t understand how the global economy works.

Judge Orders Elections Board to Certify Democrat’s Victory in Contested N.C. Race (Gift Article) The federal ruling on Monday was the most significant legal victory yet for Justice Allison Riggs, the Democratic incumbent in a State Supreme Court race.

About fucking time

www.nytimes.com/2025/05/05/u...

thank you for being a friend
traveled down a road and back again
your heart is true
you’re a pal and a

Black cat and stripey cat cuddled together

Do we…do we all have a pair of these??

Dipshit

The content certainly is a joke tho

Plz be april fools

We need every branded account to start developing crass strategies for bullying Elon Musk for easy clout. Chum the water. I don’t approve of brands but if the Charmin account tells him to put a gun in his mouth and that’s the thing that does it I’m exclusively buying that toilet paper for life.

Every morning we wake up wondering if a Nazi who sweats cum and has the personality of a guy who was unanimously kicked out of his improv group has tried to destroy another government department while we were asleep.