Ranmara

Really enjoyed E1 of Pluribus and I'm invested and excited to see where it goes but so disappointed that they had to do the most frustrating of queer tropes in the very first episode. Now I'll always be imagining how good this *could* have been if not for that.

no offense to the dead but real funerals are really bad compared to online ones. there are a lot more emojis you can use in a discord funeral you just have to get them in quick before the obvious ones like 🙏🪦💀 so it doesn't hit the emoji limit before you can react with :alientwerk: and :deadalien:

genuinely very few things more satisfying than reading the kinds of emails rich and famous people send each other

I bet if you slapped any one of these characters they'd sound like a traffic cone.

In Super Mario Galaxy, the stars on the letters of the logo spell "u r mr gay", while for the movie it says "he mr gay". This is because you are watching Mario, not playing him.

Two Panel Comic Panel 1: Person is pointing to a beautiful sunlit landscape with rivers and forests and saying “Yo Elon, check out this beautiful life of infinite possibilities your immense wealth gives you access to” Panel 2: Elon Musk is on all fours in a darkened room, naked and covered in a dubious brown substance. He is surrounded by trash and smashing his phone with a hammer. He screams “The people on this fucking website won’t call me the meme maestro”

Here’s A Comic About Elon Musk & His Infinite Possibilities

lol

feeling dysphoric but at least one dick is gone

Imagine getting no-scoped by WontWeeshtXX_1971

Can you depict a wolf man choking someone if you write "this is NOT pornography, DO NOT JERK OFF TO THIS" under it?

You already know who this is about

Oh hell yeah, I'm so happy about this!

Good luck! 😙🪄

you shouldn't have nazi tattoos, in my opinion

Unremarkable waste of time

A boy running alongside a train with a bindle on a stick. A word balloon reads “I’m through with school- it’s only for sissies anyway. I’ll run away and- and make money with my FEET”

Nobody could have imagined the future world that would find this funny and why

In my opinion it’s time to retire the Nobel prizes for fields where most of the important discoveries have already been made, like physics, and add prizes for newer fields where substantial innovations occur every year, like speedrunning

I sometimes read old gaming magazines and stumbled upon this "babe of the year" section from Playstation: The Official Magazine.

If I was the editor I would have gently suggested this writer be put down like a rabid dog

fun how jk rowling going full scorched earth attack at emma watson was triggered not by watson attacking her, but by her giving some feeble wishy-washy statement about still loving her despite their disagreements

I FOUND IT

Chronos waiting on his rock in hades 2 while I rummage through my trinket box instead of talking to him

Time in Turkey From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia In Turkey, time is given by UTC+03:00 year-round. This time is also called Turkey Time (TRT)[a].

turkey time

www.justgiving.com/page/sk8athon

the political policy cure for “male loneliness” is

- more time to hang with the fellas (4 day work week)

- more money to spend with the fellas (higher wages)

- more things to do with the fellas (taxing the rich and building 3rd spaces)

Not Regina Spektor :( :( :( :( :( :( :(

Like a CEO?

A REPEAR IN CYBER SPACE UNDER A SETTING SUN, AND DA TEXT SAY'S "THE MEDIAS GENTLE CRITICISM OF THE RULING CLASS IS MORE INSULTING THAN IF THEY SAID NOTHING AT ALL, AND FOR SOME REASON I CANT EAT ONIONS ANY MORE, ONE DAY THEY STARTED RIPPEN MY GUTS UP AN D THE DAMB DOCTOR SAID JUST QUIT EATEN EM, THATS NOT A SOLUTOION!!!! ITS NOT A SOLUTION MOTHER FUCKER" - AND IM RIGHT, FOR AS MUCH AS WE WANT HEALTH CARE AND AS MUCH AS IT COSTS AND AS MUCH AS WE HAVE TO STRUGGLE TO PUT THREE SUGGESTIONS INTO THE HEALTH INSURANCE SUGGESTION BOX ON WEST 54TH STREET YOU CAN STILL GO TO THE DAMB DOCTORS OFFICE AND AFTER THEY TELL YOU YOUR FAT, THEY REFUSE TO HELP YOU WITH YOUR BODY OR YOUR PROBLEM'S, DOCTERS ARE LIKE LANDLORD'S, START COMPLAINING ABOUT THEM AND SOMEONE WILL PIPE UP TO SAY THEY HAD 1 GOOD DOCTOR ONCE, THANK'S FOR DA STORY BUT MEDICAL CARE SHOULDENT HAVE THE SAME ODD'S AS POWERBALL - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

SO WHAT DA FUCK - dashare.zone ADMIN

Massive Attack leaving Spotify is going to devastate my sex playlist. Which is my 2nd least used playlist after the one I have for when I'm in a good mood.