Barney Marsh

Sure beats the men's hockey team partying with Kash Patel

How else am I supposed to work out and take a bath tho?

I think it's a reference to mythology?

Truer words were never spoken

Gina is timeless

I actually have to pause for a second and laugh and she's like, "you're thinking about it aren't you?"

Now that I actually wear my glasses, every time I kiss my wife (who also has glasses) this goes through my head

This part.

Between Federal taxes, the highest sales tax in the country and paying my insurance premium I'm sure I pay as much or more than Europeans do in taxes...just to have to pay AGAIN if I actually need to use my health insurance.

And if he was too stupid to know what that tattoo was, which I don't buy anyway, he doesn't belong in congress

He's gonna make Fetterman look like an establishment Dem

Hmm. Might try this

I find my rice bland. I mean, rice IS bland. But I occasionally try to mimic the rice I get at Mexican restaurants and can't figure it out

As much as I like rice and as often as I eat it, I have to admit this is me.

For me it's Kim Deal. I just love how she sings. Can't put my finger on the quality her intonation of voice has...it's certainly not that she's Maria Carey or anything.

I don't care much for Chick-fil-A and can never be bothered to deal with the crowd but it's really something no matter where one is, no matter how big or small, they just impose their existence on everything around them because they are so busy.

I finally broke down and got glasses and it's WILD how you can get used to your eyesight and not realize how bad it is.

Craig would never

I was behind a truck at a light about half an hour ago and it had a sticker that said "Guardian of the Children" and buddy, if there was ever a red flag about being an abuser that's it for me.

I worked for a company that had legit issues with dumping from China. We took legal actions to try and stop it, ya know, to stay in business, but our Regional Mgr knew to keep things on the DL so our customers didn't know we might cause them a price increase if successful. Meanwhile, this guy...

have struggled to come to terms with this lately and i think it’s because i would never in one million years do this. nor anything else like it. that’s not a brag or virtue signal. i literally cannot occupy the mindset of a person for whom calling the law on a kindergartner is an appealing choice

"president"
"kiss"
"kiss"
"steel"
"burley"
"kiss"

It's like when dogs "talk" by stepping on those buttons

"no battle is too big or too small" is perfect

Listening to Siouxsie and the Banshees led me to read this book, because that's the roundabout way I do things, but maybe they should have written a song called Man's Search for Meaning instead.

"understand" that occasionally I like to have sex with men but I'm not gay

Do this right as the media is actually admitting that American consumers are paying the tariffs too.