Captain Daddy

A forlorn handmade domokun pillowcase with a burst zipper and its stuffing coming out lies on its side on a blue couch. The word "same" is printed below

The only thing Gavin Newsom makes tingle is my urge to tell him to sit the fuck down and let a leader that is uncompromising when it comes to trans rights rise up and take the helm.

IDGAF who it is, but it ain't Newsom.

Also, what an adorable puppers! 😍

An english mastiff sleeps on a sheepskin rug with his tongue hanging out

Pretty sure Atlas is dreaming of electric sheep in this photo. 😂

Love it!

What the actual fuck?!?

An english mastiff lies on a hardwood floor against a cream colored wall. He is roughly twenty floor slats long, from his booplesnoot to his rumpledumple.

Yes, the floor slats are 2.5" wide, and yes, that is a very chonky floor potato. #dogs

An english mastiff lies on a hardwood floor under a darkly-stained, wooden kitchen table, partly obscured by a chair. He is surprisingly stealthy for a 170 pound dog.

Something under the table is drooling. #dogs

Oh, so much this

A western tanager (red head, yellow body, grey wings) sitting on a wood railing

A black and white woodpecker with a bright red head

A ruby throated hummingbird (green and white body) in flight near a feeder, wings outstretched and lit from behind by the sun

A northern flicker (white body with black spots, grey wings and head with red accents) hanging from a suet feeder

Sometimes it do be like that

followed by "...is my father."

We blazed through the first two episodes.

I'm loving that showbiz is starting to tell more high profile human-synth stories that are about more than sex bots.

We get them on our back porch every few years and I absolutely adore them. Just big derpy lemons derping about my house.

Today I learned that our ai tool at work will respond to sailor speak. (e.g. Belay that order)

I'm going to be in pirate mode from here on out.

A news meme showing a brown bear with chainsaws for arms and the caption, "breaking news: chainsaw bears reach usa"

At least it's not chainsaw bears again

Seriously... who the heck goes to a social event and then dictates what others should talk about?

I've made way more friends through listening to the interests of others than I have through speaking... issuing edicts is a distant third. 🤣

I am reminded of a party I went to in the 00's that has a Festivus pole upon which one of the other 8 guests had put a note stating, "Don't tell me about your children. They bore me and they bore you too."

I left.

I didn't want to devote the time to figuring out who the asshole was.

An english mastiff with a brindle patterning laying on a blue sofa before windows flanked with red and green curtains

An english mastiff with a brindle patterning laying in a hallway and using the wall on one side as a pillow

An english mastiff with a brindle patterning rests his chin on the edge of a blue sofa with his big soulful eyes looking at the camera

An english mastiff with a brindle patterning does his best potato impression on the floor at the top of a flight of stairs

That's Atlas, our wee beastie of an english mastiff when he was a puppy. He never has grown in to all that rumply skin tho, but he is totally on the pro floor potato circuit.

Bit of column A, bit of column B.

Let them be fucked, but only in the ways they find deeply unsatisfying.

I'd go so far as to say you are crushing it.

Form fitting and also flowing with your figure.

Just look at how the line of the skirt complements your hips on *both* sides despite your legs being at significantly different angles.

That's a keeper!

If anyone finds an interview with Miyazaki or article/journal he's made on the subject, I'd be interested.

All I've seen are various articles by liberals and conservatives all claiming him as their own, which is, whatever.

FINE. Enjoy your fancy jammies! 🤣

Wait... what ARE fancy jammies? Have I been missing out?

Fancy is overrated. Pajamas are for the wearer!

love you unconditionally

This person is probably not worth your time.

After a brief conversation with @joannaroye.bsky.social earlier regarding their post about John Cena that was representative of both pedophilia humor and punching down at child cancer patients, Joanna rolled up on my page and casually misgendered me in an attempt to, I dunno, be rude.

ice cube saying "bye felecia" in the movie Friday

That's kinda my point

What are you even talking about?

Is there some actual claim that John Cena is molesting make-a-wish foundation kids, or is this just the dark recesses of your brain failing at pedophile humor?