Alyssa Boehringer

Notify your senator and see if they can help, Chuck.

Americans Start Stockpiling Moose Ahead Of Tariffs

Americans Start Stockpiling Moose Ahead Of Tariffs
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Thank you! A social media platform is not news.

Dear price of eggs Trump voters,

Not only aren’t they any cheaper, there’s an actual shortage because of the raging Bird Flu we’re not getting any public information about because the food safety & public health agencies responsible for that shit have basically been shut down.

Bravo.

Rev. Mariann Edgar Budde to Trump: "I ask you to have mercy upon the people in our country who are scared now. There are gay, lesbian, and transgender people in Democratic, Republican, and independent families, some who fear for their lives ... and the vast majority of immigrants are not criminals"

Washington post article framing Elon’s Nazi salute as an exuberant speech at inauguration

They cut to the crowd when he gives the salute in the 1 minute edit of his speech. You can still hear him slap his chest.

Goebbels would blush with how blatant this is.

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I dunno, sometimes I feel like I’m never gonna become an oligarch 😔

Cows Go Extinct

Cows Go Extinct
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Also feel the need to say that this is real and happened today

I knew one day I’d have to watch powerful men burn the world down – I just didn’t expect them to be such losers

Can a headline alone be eligible for a Pulitzer?

Look at that neck. I don’t think so.

January 2025 as a meme

Incredible @adn.com front page for @kylehopkinsak.bsky.social story about trial delays in Alaska. Read it here: projects.propublica.org/alaska-sex-a...