Scott John

“Sweeeet Wolverine, ba ba ba!”

The one time I saw Metallica I noticed a steady stream of liquid just beside my head, looked up to see a man pissing off the barrier of the stand above. I shouted up “Come on mate” and got the reply “What c**t? I can piss where I want!” Passing this time around.

Virgin Airlines are inflicting Last Christmas by Wham on passengers, are we even in the Whamageddon window yet?

Oasis are pros these days. Even the dreaded walk out of the venue was enjoyable. #Oasis

The scripts for Fawlty Towers were obviously brilliant, but the casting was sublime. Prunella Scales wrung every ounce of funny out of moments like calling Basil an ageing, brilliantined stick insect. One of the greats. #RIPPrunellaScales

Airlines emailing you to bid for business upgrades then telling you your bid isn’t high enough feels like a kid teasing a seagull with a chip that they’re not getting.

Theme park horror stories on Short Show today. youtu.be/Y1i6JpK1_vM?...

Just cut my face shaving and turns out it is cake

Tomorrow. Might need your wellies.

Did you know an old CD-R 25-pack container is the perfect size for a loaded bagel? Dishwasher safe, too.

Did you know an old CD-R 25-pack container is the perfect size for a loaded bagel? Dishwasher safe, too.

I'm told you can be ejected from MONA in Hobart for singing that Craig McLachlan song.

Puns ahoy on the latest Short Show. youtube.com/@shortshowpod?

Denial?

YouTube video by Classic Comedy Vinyl Alexei Sayle - Panic Full Album

I had this one. Now have Meanwhile as an earworm. youtu.be/NPoiCTt0kWI?...

Looks kind of incongruous seeing Trump ridicule Rudd. Like if you were watching “Married With Children” and suddenly Nudge walked in and copped a serve from Peg.

Left field choice.

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A wealth of Vic Reeves & Bob Mortimer gems at this YouTube channel if you are that way inclined. youtube.com/@greentearoo...

A friend just asked me to Wang Chung tonight, but I’ve got a sneaking suspicion he’s invited everybody.

If your idea of a good podcast is lots of random yelling and a maximum length of five minutes, then do I have a podcast for you. youtube.com/@shortshowpod

Starting to think ChatGPT is about as reliable as the first Hard Quiz contestant to be shown the door.

After his barber by the looks.

Halloween, the perfect time of year for supermarkets to get rid of their manky fruit and veg.

Mirror keeping it classy as always

Yes! I think he closed with that for years

@scottjohn.bsky.social I recall watching Big Al build a while impersonation of Mike Rann from this one catchphrase.

So that explains the Daily Mail! (sorry, explins)

Apparently there’s a trend on social media outlets where deliberate grammatical or spelling errors are included in posts to trigger user engagement. Frankly I find this ridiculos.

Is the right time to throw out a bath towel once they feel like a sheet of plasterboard covered in sand paper?

The worst thing about waiting for your car to be serviced is not being able to turn the news off.

Proofreader on strike again?