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Main takeaway from these opening ceremonies is that I would enjoy going as a moka pot for Halloween

a little baby holding a big curling broom and pointing

a little baby with a curling broom wearing the same jersey as his mom

a curling dad holding a baby, who is holding onto the curling broom

the Swiss mixed doubles curling team is married and when their game ended the Peacock stream just showed them playing with their Curling Baby for like 5 minutes with the Olympics music playing

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Wild that there was an open lane called "what if we just explain things clearly to people?" and he's the first one to ever fill it

I laughed at this because on the inside am still and will always remain ten years old

Really hard to look at this and all the other examples of bravery and kindness from ordinary people in this moment not think also of the tremendous cowardice exhibited over the past year by some of the richest, most well-protected people in business, media and politics

Love how Lisa Rinna reacts to every arrival at Traitors breakfast like Lucille Bluth seeing Gene Parmesan

He’s honestly perfect and demonstrates what this show could have if they did casting right instead of just pulling from the bravo cinematic universe.

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"It wasn't murder, and if you say it was murder we will kill you, which again will not be murder."

Lemon,

Just killed a cockroach in case anyone was wondering if any creatures are stirring.

I know she’s fictional but someone please tell tina belcher about the hockey show

Jólakötturinn is huge, as big as if not bigger than a house, and only comes around for Christmas. Some say Jólakötturr (as sometimes shortened) is the pet of the a family of trolls known as the Yule Lads who are Santa’s helpers in Iceland. It’s also said that he has a particular taste for ungrateful children. The legend of the Jólakötturinn was not written down for publishing until the early 19th century. At first a more obscure countryside myth, the lore of Yule Cat has only grown since and is now internationally known and celebrated. It is theorized the practical purpose of this myth may have been to aid in wool production in earlier seasons of the year which children took part in helping with. ❄️❄️ ❄️❄️❄️

In Icelandic folklore Jólakötturinn, the Yule Cat, comes to eat those who do not wear their new clothes for Christmas. In this image, you can see somebody did not put on their new Christmas sweater. Or perhaps even more unfortunately, no one got them one!

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Just want to get to this part of thanksgiving tbh

Oates Hall at the School of Music is such an excellent visual gag. Great job, Man on the Inside s2!

THREAD: Judge Ellis is the first federal judge to review extensive body cam video of DHS's actions in Chicago. She finds that DHS *repeatedly* misled the public and made claims that were disproven by agents' own videos.

I'll go through some of the most egregious ones here.

A Holiday Gift Guide: Tools, Treats, and Trifles for Food Lovers Our food critic’s annual roundup of gastronomic ideas for giving.

Hello it’s Helen’s Holiday Gift Guide time!!!!!!! www.newyorker.com/culture/on-a...

Kendrick, Joyce Carol Oates, Menswear Guy, and Isaac Chotiner are the Voltron of People You Don't Want Focusing on You

Every time someone’s like “put that in the louvre,” my head now goes “and then steal it from the louvre, the security password is louvre”

I watched the first episode and had to go to bed. I think when I turned off my device it must have reset the whole server. Sorry everyone!

it's insanely funny for people to be talking like this about New York of all places, the city with a big metal lady in the harbor holding a sign that says "we love immigrants"

As a historic preservationist, my professional assessment is "absolutely the fuck not."

Mamdani up another two points on this alone

In stunning development, sinking of Titanic no longer world’s largest metaphor

This is the only bright side of that Giants loss.

I can't believe my made-up job finally makes it into The Onion and it's for this.