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@imabark.bsky.social

Middle of the pack runner, fueled by cake and coffee. Miserable childfree cat lady. Fluent in sarcasm and self-deprecating humor.

79 Followers  |  49 Following  |  49 Posts  |  Joined: 20.01.2025  |  1.954

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Mmmm-k, so trying to figure out who at LEGO said, β€œok hear me out: Bonsai, but make it … FROGS.” Cuz I really wanna speak with your manager.

So. Many. Frogs. 😭

21.09.2025 19:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Cool and sunny miles this morning. Almost makes one forget about *gestures to everything*. Happy Saturday! #running #runsky

13.09.2025 15:50 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Another beautiful morning for a run. MontrΓ©al does not disappoint! πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ #running #runsky

21.07.2025 11:04 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Happy miles in MontrΓ©al #running #runsky

20.07.2025 00:03 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Sweaty lady with pink sunglasses trying to smile.

Sweaty lady with pink sunglasses trying to smile.

Sometimes ya just gotta get outside and sweat your skin off. #runsky #running #runnersofbluesky

03.07.2025 14:44 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Nice and easy (and hot!) 10K(ish) along part of the Mall this morning. Happy to see the wildlife is out goofing off with the rest of us. #running #runsky #runnersofbluesky

21.06.2025 17:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Loved this book!

10.06.2025 18:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Happy Friday everyone! Nice and humid miles this AM. Lots of bugs. Soooo many bugs.
#running #runsky #runnersofbluesky

06.06.2025 11:14 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s fantastic! Good luck tomorrow!

16.05.2025 12:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Bugs: 2
Me: 0

Apologies to the guy I traumatized this morning after I inhaled a giant bug. I’m fine. We’re fine. Everything’s fine. #running #runnersofbluesky #runsky

16.05.2025 11:01 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Beautiful!

09.05.2025 23:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Does the same criteria apply to closets? Asking for a friend.

09.05.2025 23:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Gulf of Mexico

Nicely done, WaPo πŸ‘πŸ‘

09.05.2025 23:39 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Happy Friday! Mornings are getting brighter, humidity is getting stronger. And those damn bugs are taking over. #running #runsky #runnersofbluesky

02.05.2025 11:07 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Finally getting outside for a bit of sunshine β˜€οΈ and fresh air. Happy Friday! #runsky #running

28.03.2025 16:57 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I break out the shorts when it hits the 40-45F range.

17.03.2025 22:07 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, a bit excessive for sure πŸ˜†

15.03.2025 23:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks!!

15.03.2025 17:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Did a bit of a β€œfun run” with a few thousand of my closest friends. Not my best race but not my worst either. #running #runsky

15.03.2025 16:23 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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Quick 9 miles downtown early this morning, stopping to check out that sky. Yeah, the building is ok too. #running #runsky

08.03.2025 17:06 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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On Fridays, we wear pink (sunglasses)! Getting a few miles in over lunch, enjoying the sunshine and flowers. #running #runsky

07.03.2025 17:51 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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Hey @stephenking.bsky.social, just want you to know this book ripped me to shreds and gutted me inside and out. You’re amazing.

03.03.2025 20:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oof, management is tough!

28.02.2025 12:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Selfie out on the trail with noxgear turned on

Selfie out on the trail with noxgear turned on

If you can’t be seen from space, does it even count? #running #runsky

28.02.2025 12:12 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I have a new plant, and supposedly it’s β€œlow maintenance”. We’ll see about that.

27.02.2025 16:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Another day, another loop around the neighborhood. And warm enough for shorts. Finally. #running #runsky

27.02.2025 16:02 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Technically speaking, he hasn’t reached 90 days yet. Nor Elon. Wouldn’t they count as trial or probationary staff?

14.02.2025 14:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes, this πŸ‘†

11.02.2025 23:28 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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In case anyone wonders who’s really in charge at my house. Yeah she cute, but definitely rules with an iron paw. #catsky

09.02.2025 22:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes, I’ve worked incredibly hard to be a strong, independent human, and spoken to like an adult. But by golly, do I love it when the dentist asks, β€œso, how are them chompers doin’?”

04.02.2025 22:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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