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when it comes to the olympic games, i encourage athletes to "go for the gold" – the gold medal, that is

i think the goal is your own trilateral group. =AO 8 people from each asia, europe and the states= 15. from each. =A0.. only wash too limited. =AO remote fart machine a great hit.

yes, but so far i like this guy, hes a fart machine type of guy

What's great? 12:26:19 am The fart machine? 12:26:29 am I'm still laughing. 12:30:54 am Harry Fish How is the farting going? 01:49:17

Searching for random stuff in the Epstein Files and I need to know more about this fart machine.

Thinking about everyone in Minnesota I know who has dug into the couch cushions to make sure their neighbors can stay fed, housed, and get the legal support they need, and then there’s these bastards

i told all my friends that it's gonna be REAL tough to beat homan twice in this tournament

I'd say that's become new the "usual" for unconventional throwing orders.

shot of the house for USA - Italy curling with 4 yellow stones and one red stone, numerous arrows between them showing possible angles/results

that's the stuff

one of my all time favorites

our CFO (Chief Fact Officer) informs us that Black Forest is chocolate frosting with a cherry center and is very good.

i can't decide

i hate it when my sport is on the world's stage!!!!!

also if olynpic curling is about 19 days then it would be 3.95 years of the quadrennial

i stopped reading after it opened with this

god i need a quick bite of content

Yes! Michigan! Episode 10 - Paczki Driver

in the new ep, @howintensive.bsky.social and I go deep on the paczki, a filled, deep-fried Polish donut that is traditionally eaten before Lent in Michigan. thanks to @jordanhass.com and @elmeroserg.bsky.social for your wonderful questions!
open.spotify.com/episode/0Myl...

the two types of vehicle are cars and trucks, with every vehicle being a subclass of one of those two. a jeep is a truck. a motorcycle is obviously a car. a boat is a truck. an airplane is a car and a helicopter is a truck. trucks are cars, interestingly enough, and cars are a specific type of chair

all done my aldis

space jam but it's women's curling

this sequence in the U.S. women’s curling match was pure cinema

MADELINE MADNESS

Curling
Bisbee, ND

just one

YouTube video by FesteBurg Productioning Howell Dawdy "I Got You A Shirt" OFFICIAL VIDEO

i forgot to post my favorite valentines day song yesterday (was busy building the lego aldis) so i'm gonna post it now

youtu.be/7vtORVS2c78?...

"A Saint Louis scientist has discovered that we shall all be crazy by the year 2016. This, alas, is not the worst of it. We shall also be dead."

The Evening Herald, Ottawa, Kansas, January 27, 1902

A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

Check this shit out motherfucker [I slide one foot out from under me and fall on my ass, the camera matrix-style swings 180 degrees making clear what kind of move I was trying to do]

there were at least two at the west saginaw aldis

i feel like laptops technically count as computers since they have keyboards on them

while you were studying the blade, i went to the store

NOOOOOO

it's got a little stool at the checkout for the employees to sit on!