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this is a FUNKOPOP-FREE ZONE! check out "Mitch's Tiki Hut" on twitch. also check out the "Yes Michigan Podcast" on your favorite podcatcher

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oh that frost

09.12.2025 21:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Wave Race 64
Top Scores for Dolphin Park (Volume 93)
Jordan Diehl, Leask, SK 37,435
Matt Sussman, Toledo, OH 37,435
Justin Feaster, Custer, SD 37,396
Mark Tamanaha, Ukrah, CA 37,290
Jordan DiCarlo, Lake Peekskill, NY 37,230

Wave Race 64 Top Scores for Dolphin Park (Volume 93) Jordan Diehl, Leask, SK 37,435 Matt Sussman, Toledo, OH 37,435 Justin Feaster, Custer, SD 37,396 Mark Tamanaha, Ukrah, CA 37,290 Jordan DiCarlo, Lake Peekskill, NY 37,230

looking up old editions of nintendo power and found my biggest video game accomplishment

09.12.2025 20:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 21    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When cartoon characters discuss numbers in base ten rather than base eight, it takes me completely out of my suspension of disbelief. Their society would not have developed that way.

09.12.2025 21:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 303    ๐Ÿ” 64    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

so there are different colleges? i always heard people say โ€œgoing to college,โ€ which made it sound like there was just one of them, like โ€œgoing to franceโ€ or something. but if there are lots of different colleges they need to come up with different names and colors and such so we can tell them apart

07.12.2025 17:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1039    ๐Ÿ” 100    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 31    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

talk about double trouble: there are two teams in the nfl that are good

09.12.2025 02:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 605    ๐Ÿ” 47    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 23    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
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this one's mine

09.12.2025 12:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Grinch is saying, โ€œroast beast is bussin.โ€ And heโ€™s doing the harlem shake as well.

08.12.2025 22:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 279    ๐Ÿ” 41    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

just put some damn movie theaters in the airports. if i have a five hour layover then i should get to see avatar or something

09.12.2025 02:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

wow

09.12.2025 01:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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google is so good now

08.12.2025 08:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 257    ๐Ÿ” 25    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

in the issue of the onion that followed 9/11, they pretty much nailed it about gen x

08.12.2025 05:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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07.12.2025 16:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 816    ๐Ÿ” 239    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 11
it's an omelette with a whoooooole bunch of coney sauce on it

it's an omelette with a whoooooole bunch of coney sauce on it

yes.. yes...yes!!!!!!!

08.12.2025 01:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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the krampuses have learned music. we are done for

07.12.2025 01:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it was turning onto the expressway

07.12.2025 00:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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i'm totally freaking out and going crazy right now

07.12.2025 00:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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the krampuses are here!!!! aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh

07.12.2025 00:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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getting ready to see some krampuses

07.12.2025 00:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

saw a meijer delivery truck that was all decked out for christmas

06.12.2025 21:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
P1 - baby: Ok I'll take the 'colic' trait for extra points..  Then put everything into legs..
P2 - baby(now has adult legs, easily steps out of crib)
P3 - baby(kicking thru refrigerated display door + guzzling milk): ...sequence break to enter grocery while the 'nursing' bonus to milk is active..
P4 - baby(typing in an office): now I can WORK at a JOB sooner

P1 - baby: Ok I'll take the 'colic' trait for extra points.. Then put everything into legs.. P2 - baby(now has adult legs, easily steps out of crib) P3 - baby(kicking thru refrigerated display door + guzzling milk): ...sequence break to enter grocery while the 'nursing' bonus to milk is active.. P4 - baby(typing in an office): now I can WORK at a JOB sooner

580 - Min-Max Baby

15.09.2023 00:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1463    ๐Ÿ” 477    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 19
a spiral-bound orange book titled "Favorite Recipes Compiled by Members of Serbian Sisters Circle Clairton, Pennsylvania 1970"

a spiral-bound orange book titled "Favorite Recipes Compiled by Members of Serbian Sisters Circle Clairton, Pennsylvania 1970"

oh yeah and you better believe the recipes in this cookbook are gonna kick ass

06.12.2025 21:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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went to the library used book sale and got a book on the discovery of the coelacanth, an anthology of the onion that includes 9/11, and the gambling times guide to bingo

06.12.2025 21:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Y'all the latest episode of the #Kilauea #eruption just went CRAZY. It looks like pressure built up enough to explode out the ground around the two existing vents (first few seconds), leading to a massive surge in lava fountaining.๐ŸŒ‹๐Ÿคฏ

USGS Live stream: www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiyt...

06.12.2025 20:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1381    ๐Ÿ” 459    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 24    ๐Ÿ“Œ 70

oh hell yeah baybay friend kicks ass

06.12.2025 21:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

well it's still him going "there will definitely be many bees who won't make it, so let's take a moment for them." which is a very nice thing to do

06.12.2025 15:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i have no american cheese but i will be joining you in solidarity o7

06.12.2025 12:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

we probably should try to do a badger trip

06.12.2025 12:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

my sister had an absolutely MASSIVE amount of bees in her house last summer and the bee guy she had come in to get them told her every little step of what he was going to do to move them. he also said a prayer for the bees that would inevitably die in the process.

06.12.2025 12:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 134    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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i wonder if they make this in adult size for you

05.12.2025 13:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Look, weโ€™re a big tent party. Our tent is so big every belief you can think of fits under there. As long as you agree with our one core principle, [fill in later], youโ€™re in

05.12.2025 06:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 307    ๐Ÿ” 23    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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