mitch on the web

grand ledge is playing "courtesy of the red white and blue" during halftime as their middle school football team is playing sexton's.

feels really gross

thinking about disc golf

what hockey logo looks best on a hat

GOOD MORNING BOO

i'm a disc golf guy now

on that fateful oscars night will smith single-"hand"-edly turned hollywood's biggest night into hollywood's biggest fright by slapping the funnyman host

One of the things I took away from the 60s and Richard Nixon, first mentioned by Hunter Thompson, but I believe to be true, is the fact that we believed, at time, that all our protesting, marching and sign waving was futile and pointless when in fact, it drove Richard Nixon to alcohol fueled madness

Fred Flentstone stands, hands on his hips, looking incredulously at Barney Rubble, who is at the corner of the panel barely visible. He appears to wearing tiny sunglasses. "C'mon Barn, what's with the getup? and what is that on your head?" Fred asks. "oh this, Fred?" We now see Barney is also wearing a black trench coat and smoking a cigarette. A small bird is taped to the side of his head. "Just the latest in cybernetic enhancement technology- wired right into my brain." The background dissolves and Barney stands next to a free floating diagram of a human body with several small birds going into it and says "we're entering a new age, Fred- the synthesis of man and machine as one flesh. This is the future. It's hack or be hacked." Fred looks incredulous. The bird pecks Barney. Barney puts his hands on his head and screams "the machines are turning against us! We have built God only for him to destroy us!" as the bird continues to peck at him.

rise of the machines

always stumbling upon people that are like, “Guess the liquor store clerk has never heard of FORGETTING YOUR ID AT HOME. god forbid I get something NICE!”

and they have 800 replies like, “I’m so sorry miranda you don’t deserve that :/ one day I hope to be in a position to physically save your life”

Baby Boo 💕💕💕 for @howintensive.bsky.social

precious blorbo

@jonbois.bsky.social Watching Baseball

"MLB Moments" with a festive yet tasteful background of party streamer clip art. image dimensions: 148x96

mlb moments: on may 15th, 1999, st. louis cardinals left-hander scott radinsky pitched one inning of scoreless relief against the los angeles dodgers, striking out one. radinsky was credited with the hold as the cardinals secured an 8-5 win to improve their record to 18-17 on the season

Oh my gourd! Fall favorites are BACK at Michael’s Craft Stores. Celebrate YOUR way with spookily good deals on craft supplies, decor, and more! Don’t miss your chance to score scary savings!

For the afternoon crowd:

@thegreggiest.bsky.social and I have been working on a podcast about the wonderful, weird, and wild State of Michigan.

Our first episode is about none other than the large man himself, sasquatch

open.spotify.com/episode/33nj...

1980s Carl Sagan: be careful America! Keep chopping down your attention spans and critical thinking skills and in a few generations youre gonna be cooked!!!”

2020s America: roasted toasted steamed broiled fried flambéed microwaved barbecued twice baked over easy with extra sauce

this is my favorite secret base vid

happy 30th anniversary to steve bono for the weirdest touchdown run in nfl history. full episode here if you're nasty: youtu.be/yhxWVKasqdU?...

Yes! Michigan! Episode 1 - Gillie's Bigfoot Adventure

NEW PODCAST ALERT

@thegreggiest.bsky.social and I have been working on a podcast about the wonderful, weird, and wild state of Michigan.

Our first episode is about none other than the man himself, sasquatch

open.spotify.com/episode/33nj...

BIG ANNOUNCEMENT TOMORROW

"It's the MLB playoffs – expect the unexpected."

- Jon Bois

my beloved Kalamazoo

ugh i will not be curling regularly this winter because my club got bought out of their lease

fergalicious </def>

i’m thinking sloppy joes tonight

i fuckin hate the term glup shitto

🏈 GB 40 - 40 DAL
FINAL

✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1093rd unique final score in NFL history.

Me: Stitch, you can no longer redeem your Regal Rewards points. You waited more than one year from the date which they were earned.

Stitch from Lilo and Stitch: *basically just flipping the hell out. going ballistic

Huh.