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Welcome to my garage floor…

It exists because someone attended a SEO training day where it was pointed out how much traffic comes from people searching the term “MasterChef” then that politician’s name. It’s a piss easy way to game the system and the churnalist can then say “hit my traffic KPI this month for sure!”

“We share the same beliefs and goals?” Ummmm… what now?

This gag just gets better every time btw.

Great news: The US Bureau of Labor Statistics just announced 0% unemployment with 10,000% average wage growth & 200,000,000 new jobs added so far in August.

Which MAGA policy do you think is most likely to improve your day to day life-

1) Cementing over the Rose Garden.
2) New Qatari jet that needs a few 100 mil to fix.
3) A new White House ballroom.
4) A nuclear reactor on the moon!

Interesting par from Meidas today: “Epstein, Wolff says, had Polaroids of Trump, some with young topless women on his lap of indeterminate age. One of them reportedly shows a stain on Trump's pants while the girls laughed and pointed.”

Try thoughts and prayers. That seems to be your go-to for any of the previous disasters you brought upon yourselves.

What’s a Clos?

“I’m going to videotape this” is peak boomer.

Pluto is clearly a giant chocolate ball.

YouTube video by mrminda123456 After MASH WALTER

W*A*L*T*E*R ?
Because that (it’s a M*A*S*H spon-off) is next-level shite.

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In case you’ve missed it, Brollie (Umbrella Entertainment’s free streaming service) is highlighting four of David’s best films as of yeaterday - Razorback, Hercules Returns, Midnite Spares and the classic BMX Bandits. All great and all gratis.

Me three months ago:

Hey @molk.bsky.social, this thread has about 50 “OMG of course!” moments… and I’m sure you can add more.

Firefly has entered the chat.

Rewatching Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire and I’ve found evidence Dumbledore is an Aussie:

A mate of mine in the UK likes to visit news.com.au to keep up with what’s happening in Aus. Apparently we’re leading the world in “things people need up their arse” stories.

That’s beautiful. Such artistic talent on display.

My family’s from Rhyl but emigrated to Australia. Last time I was in Wales I visited the old house and called my dad to say i was there. His answer? “why?”

how about a show that just consists of punching Nazis. that's all. no small talk, no debate, no name calling. just people being invited to punch Nazis.

lol, you mean mayonnaise. Those three are mayonnaise but malaise is like when you feel sick oar sad.

Well I think the Democrats have their anti-Trump…

Hey @molk.bsky.social check this out!

Hey Bluesky hive mind, who is this face? Spotted in a jumper and she looks very familiar?

*cough* I read the book *cough*

You’re a male deer waiting for a female fox?

Ah, I see you’re listening to the Prince First Drafts album.