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What was it that broke Watergate wide open? One simple rule: Follow the money.

They could call it “Just Buds”.

It’s a spin-off to The Golden Bachelor?

Apologies, I misheard you.

I’ve been a journalist for more than four decades. If someone in a position of interest started a conversation offering up dozens of fascinating revelations, jaw-dropping quotes and information you knew was news worthy and THEN said “oh by the way this is off the record” I would laugh a kidney out.

The wrestler?

I’ve worked for at least a dozen newspapers and at every single one circulation went up when the shit hit the fan. Wars, terror attacks, pandemics, murderers, Neighbours being cancelled despite no satisfying end to the story of Paul Robinson, if it’s horrifying people want to know more.

I’d be horrified if he liked me. The guy’s nuttier than squirrel poop.
(I’m trying to swear less. It’s going really fucking well so far).

Or as the rest of the world calls them “American sized caskets”.

I can see some excellent pranks coming up.

I’m always disappointed when my favourite beer isn’t available. There’s just something special about asking for one.

This is MASSIVELY unhinged.

I love all the #NoKings energy, but as an outsider it seems pretty obvious that when the US next goes to an election, no matter what the actual result is, Trump will 100% declare victory anyway. And I’ll be stunned if he doesn’t wear a crown just to rub it in.

Bollocks. If you’re online enough to know Fesshole then the chances of you not knowing the term is minute.

Imagine being the person who has to explain what “Alf hog” is to Trump.

It’ll be Trump.

Never heard that before but yes, it’s glorious.

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Say as an Australian Spurs fan the only Chas and Dave songs I know are Tottenham related or that one about Prince Charles, so…

I was a B3tan decades ago, have read the newsletter for as long as I can remember and follow younij multiple platforms. This may be your best joke yet.

The three rules of life after 50: Never pass a toilet, never waste an erection and never trust a fart.

Except for the lack of electricity…

It’s already happening and not just in politics. People are just doing an appalling thing, something they know is wrong, then shrugging and walking off. Trump and his ilk have shown tbe dodgy tha sometimes if you just go ahead and do it, the majority are so stunned they do nothing in response.

Dammit I assumed a comma!

Hey @thecinemascene.bsky.social I’m not 100% sure Black Rain is a comedy (from today’s Green Guide).

Well, what irks me most is…
1/32

But still… Choc Tops.