Gen Vee 👻

All my books smell of clove cigarettes and old car interiors

This is cool after the war on everything called “porn” by platforms and payment processors. A machine that stole all your words can generate and sell “erotica” but you can’t haaa

Today’s obscure cursed thought- Lord Flashheart x Ace Rimmer

I'm just like a large language model in that I've read everything on the internet and it's made me effectively useless

Forgot the decongestant medication causes panic attacks. At least now I can hyperventilate clearly

DS9 was always on the money.

We won Bronze in the team category. That’ll do nicely 😁

a movie poster for talladega nights shows a man with a mustache Alt: Reese Bobby from Talledaga Nights says ‘if you ain’t first you’re last’

“It’s not the winning it’s the taking part!” Oh yes absolutely, unless it’s ME we’re talking about, in which case…

If I ever say something this wild to you, it's because it's my duress phrase, I've been kidnapped and I need your help to rescue me,

which is to say, has anyone checked on Jon Fasman? Does his editor know if he published this from the trunk of a Buick in the pine barrens?

He so squished!

Without downloading anything, where are you mentally right now?

Pisces: Joy, love, hope, and prosperity are just some of the words that are foreign to you.

Thank you! Thats been driving me crazy for days, you’re a star

Ahh okay, that makes sense. I’m trying to remember the name of someone who was big in the Hans from Frozen fandom before Kylux, I don’t think she posted many fics but she was very active and commissioned a lot of art. Possibly Canadian? Maybe worked in law?

Screen cap of parodic version of William Blake's "The Tyger" that begins: Tyger! Tyger! Burning bright (Not sure if I spelled that right) What immortal hand or eye Could fashion such a stripy guy? What the hammer that hath hewn it Into such a chonky unit? Did who made the lamb make thee, Or an external franchisee?

In honor of National Poetry Day, the greatest parody rewrite of all time:

Do I have any followers who were around in the first few years of Kylux who are good at remembering user names?

Necrons from Warhammer displayed on a pyramid complete with lights

Close ups featuring several death croissants

My life is a series of questionable artistic decisions. I made a huge pyramid to display spouse’s Warhammer models for this year’s Armies on Parade

Facehugger from Alien made from Lego

“Why do you want an Easter Lego kit? It’s October!” Hehehehehehehe

(instructions from dicken_tututu on instagram)

After a six (?) year hiatus the fandom’s favourite hand model is back 🎉🧡🖤😸

[Werner Herzog voice] Charlie Brown seems surprised when Lucy pulls away the football, and yet he knows that failure is his destiny

this is basically portland's version of a haka

I'll be here! Talking about adapting Wuthering Heights and the ongoing issues of anti-Romani racism in Gothic studies.

Come join us! (Online)

morticia adams holding a baby and a book with the caption "Oh, no. He lives."

Checking the news every morning like

A monk points to his penis but it is covered with a little pink blob going 'oh no'

I have been putting together material on 18th century erotica for a class. I'm including the original image but also thought no-one needed to gaze at this guy's dick for ten minutes (he'd be too into that and I don't want to encourage him) so I have made some slight changes.

Yesssssss Hades 2 is out of early access! Are Supergiant still cowards or will we finally be able to smooch Charon?

Mine didn’t like any form of warm cheese for about three years, fortunately he grew out of it because fomo was more powerful

Yay! Congrats!🥳

The good news is that store brand paracetamol only causes an intense interest in trains/ponies/musicals and an unwillingness to smile at gross old guys in supermarkets