It's early, and there has been only one trailer released thus far for it. But I believe "MJ," the Michael Jackson biopic starring his nephew as the King of Pop himself, could be the greatest piece of famous pedophile entertainment since the Prince Andrew interview. Pass the popcorn!

Hi Bluesky 👋

Small life update: I’m at the centre of a multimillion dollar lawsuit in Alberta launched by a failed candidate for Jason Kenney’s UCP

It may be the longest and most expensive media trial in Canadian history

I’m ready to go public about it and I want to share more details with you 🧵

CBC headline announcing Canada's employment rate being 6.9% (the funny sex number is 69). they also used the word edge which is a funny sex word

Nice

best ending of all time, let's be real

Fantastic

I’m at Hell’s Kitchen in Tahoe and they have 3 TVs over the bar, none of which are playing sports but all of which are playing different episodes of Hell’s Kitchen

I own a huge old building in NYC and one of Mamdani's NYPD goons just showed up and said that I have to slash rent in half and build a LGBTQIA2S dance club on one of the floors!?

We did it for you Dick Cheney

Mamdani is the first good thing to happen to America in like... A decade at least

A screenshot of a news story with the headline “Mamdani Edges Cuomo” and photos of NYC mayoral candidates Zohran Mamdani and Andrew Cuomo. NYC oomfies, don’t rank Cuomo!!

Zohran, no!!!

We live in the most evil country in the world.

Thank toy Blue Jays! What a ride!

The lesson? Friendship is NEVER enough.

Fuck every Will Smith

YamamotoNo

Short sleeve hoodies are going to be THE fashion in Toronto this winter (despite the weather)

Some lucky pitches For Snell

.... Nosavage

Good lord I don’t think I’ve seen it with my friends cut out.

I used to rag on the Jays and their fans for signing and accepting Springer after the scandal. I would like to publicly apologize.

as a bird artist, in honor of tonight’s game i have attempted to draw the gorgeous blue jay as accurately as possible. as always please let me know if you have any constructive criticism

A variety of signs with instructions about which doorbells to press and when

This is the entrance of my kids' school

Los Angeles had that massive fire, the President gore is openly hostile towards their state, ICE roaming the streets to disappear people.... and World Series games, all this year

Thanks for noticing!

More like... Outhani

i found out from hedonism 2's facebook page that 1) there are people riding out a cat 5 hurricane at the hedonism 2 swingers sex resort and 2) melissas a freak

Biden (senile and old) infiltrated Trump's FBI and orchestrated this

everquest players lining up to be tagged before entering the las vegas faire.

large room with monitors set-up on long tables for attendees to play everquest. the spacious room looks to be full of players.

everquest fan faire, las vegas (2004) archive.org/details/Comp...