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Explaing the difference between spatter of Duke's and Best Foods with the fervor of Mona Lisa Vito talking about positraction.

If they can't grip the hoagie, the case has got to go...gie

Kerry Kittles just staring daggers at Lou Dobbs across the room as Weinstein looks on...

Can't tell if 'Cregg for Here' is the worst sitcom or worst campaign slogan.

When your daughter's friends just drive a red car like that.

We really needed Vaughn Meader to hang on for a few more decades. We're ready now.

I'm guessing it was the one with the gold bars.

That's got nothing to do with piss.

That's got nothing to do with piss - those pants come like that.

Oh yeah? Now try it with your mouth and nose covered like a patriot, hot shot...

I think they may be slightly overestimating the popularity of Chauncey Billups and Terry Rozier.

"Sorta Shopping" could be about me just scrolling through marketplace.

I'm rooting for the Mariners if they make it to the World Series- my long-held belief being what's good for baseball in the PNW is good for the future of baseball in Portland. However, if the M's don't make it out of Toronto I am going to love rooting for the human cheat code that is Shohei Ohtani.

No, he can't. There ya go.

Unfortunately I burned all my pop culture capital with my countdown to 'Cherk.'

Why is there swearing?

I've been agitating for the return of the Z-Bo chalupa graphic for years.

Really could've been so much worse. Need a couple quick innings.

Every time I see one of these I think of the wishing well store from Mr. Show.

And another goddamn thing to add to the list.

Now I assume "that's a spicy a meat-a-ball!" comes from subbing in texmex spices.

I find it very hard to believe those things are actually metal.

I want my doctor to have the kind of problem solving ingenuity that necessitates this sign.

Couch Street, Portland, OR. Pronounced "cootch"

UNC's next head coach is going to be Aaron Boone.

In other news, the Trail Blazers' preseason schedule tips off on the road tonight against Golden State, presumably because the Moda Center ruins are still smoldering...

Honestly some of those designs aren't very complicated.

Her takedown of Guernica was fire.

Important note about the Judge who granted the TROs keeping the National Guard out of Portland, for now. In 2021 she ruled in favor of Olivia Moultrie against the NWSL, allowing Moultrie to sign with the Portland Thorns as a 15-year-old. Just thanks all around to Judge Karin Immergut. #BOANPDX