Jode 🤖

the wedding cake toppers that blackbeard paints to look like him. and then i guess his barbie scissored the ken/stede because the blonde guy is a bit blackened too. the breasts are more pronounced on his version than they are on the original bride. from the ofmd auction happening here (if you're wealthy and reading this please get me a present love you): entertainment.ha.com/itm/movie-tv-memorabilia/memorabilia/our-flag-means-death-max-r-original-2022-2023-taika-waititi-blackbeard-4-wedding-toppers-from-season-2-episodes-1-/a/41193-4124.s?ic4=GalleryView-ShortDescription-071515

screenshot of edward teach from our flag means death looking very cool with his whorish neckline showing his darling b cups. the pearl necklace casts a shadow and it looks like he has cleavage

he went over his cleavage in black oh edward teach we never deserved you

Ed teach on his knees in his purple shirt and leathers, with his arms tied up behind his head. Banner behind him says the iconic line “you wear fine things well”

🌶️Spicy🌶️ version on my Patreon now! Will be working on the Stede version at some point after I knock out a few more projects so for now here’s ol Ed! Commissioned by @brandhout.bsky.social
#ofmdfanart #ourflagmeansdeath #edteach
patreon.com/enabuns

Sketch of Rhysie Darby

a darby doodle because I do not want to work 🥰

And then 10 minutes later, he's outside looking very polite, good as gold, like butter wouldn't melt in his mouth, meeting fans, promoting his podcast and supporting local lager...

Oh yeah that is true Buttons would somehow locate dangerous equipment out of nowhere

Tickles the mind

The real question is what could we possibly be doing to pass the time together stuck in that tiny hypothetical room 🤔💭

Rhys Darby, Leon Kirkbeck and Dan Schreiber (aka The Cryptid Factor) standing in front of their modestly sized poster at the Fringe

“name three men you’d feel safe alone in a room with”

pov you just told these random old men on the street that you dont think bigfoot is real

You meant right the first time

STRAIGHT UP MURDER

God I wish it was me

I’M BOUNCING OFF THE WALLS AND TEARING THROUGH THE BARS OF MY CAGE THIS MIGHT AS WELL BE POST SEX DARBS 😤😤😤

Rhys Darby shirtless selfie with a chain

POST SHOW DARBS IS A DANGER TO SOCIETY

Rhys Darby onstage at the Edinburgh Fringe in his RD tshirt and blue jeans. His eyes are wide open in a slightly manic look.

“He has the eyes of a madman. Sorry, but you do!” 😂
#RhysDarbyFaction #OFMD

Oh yay it was recorded?!

Ed and Stede are laying in bed watching 90s music videos on Ed's phone, talking about the grocery list. Stede can smell that Ed swiped on Stede's deodorant before bed. Ed keeps doing a pleased little shimmy because Stede's wearing one of Ed's shirts. They're in love your honor. They kiss about it.

The tears welling up in his eyes before Stede says “Ed”!! He’s got so many feelings, he’s barely been around Stede since he left and he really can’t stand to hear what he has to say!! He says “don’t,” but what he means is “I can’t,” and istg if you don’t give them back to me I’m gonna fist fight god

Rhys Darby at his Edinburgh Fringe show on the 6th of August 2025. Photo taken by me

Rhys Darby at his Edinburgh Fringe show on the 6th of August 2025. Photo taken by me

Rhys Darby at his Edinburgh Fringe show on the 6th of August 2025. Photo taken by me

Rhys Darby at his Edinburgh Fringe show on the 6th of August 2025. Photo taken by me

I'm overdosing on this man rn and I honestly couldn't be happier. Also huge thanks to whoever invented motion photos, I'll be kept warm tonight!! 🤤 #rhysdarbyfaction

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We don’t question the low cut shirt choices, we only rejoice

The cryptid boys having espresso martinis and Rhys is for some reason in his Robin Hood shirt? 🤷‍♀️

A group of characters from OFMD gathered together on the beach, smiling and laughing. LtoR: Frenchie, Archie, Fang, Ed, Izzy, Stede, Ivan, Lucius, Pete

It's the first #TakeTwoTuesday since we finished Built to Last, and I miss them so.....bringing them back for you! Please enjoy some found family, some self-discovery, some strangers to lovers, some healing, all accompanied by beautiful art in Every. Single. Chapter. 🥹😭

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WIP digital drawing of Stede with a mustache

where my mustache Stede girlies(gn)? #wippies #ofmdfanart

Dan, Rhys and Buttons on stage in Edinburgh

The cryptid boys are back!!

THE CRYPTID BOYS ARE BACK IN ACTION

Rhys Darby in his signature skinny jeans and RD t-shirt on stage in front of his RD logo with his hands held wide as the crowd applauds.

Rhys Darby getting his well earned applause at last night's show
#TheLegendReturns2025 #EdFringe

Bed head does something very special to me so this is a gift

Close-up of Rhys in all his royal beauty 💜