couchnapping

patient: but doctor.. i AM pagliacci

pagliacci (pretending to be a doctor to drum up business): you can just say you don't want to go to the show

I've been nuked from space

The movie where Hugh Jackman has dumb hair and sings Neil Diamond songs ISN'T a Neil Diamond biopic. Did we all know this?

dudes simply don’t rock like this anymore

We can’t, we don’t know how to do it.

ooo that sounds sick

chinese apple sidra save ne

righ’chere righ’chere new meme new meme get’cher new meme righ’chere

she mentions it in passing but look up 'Starlight Tours', this is a method Canadian police have used to kill indigenous men for decades

ok but if i give you a mouth and all you do is scream im taking the mouth back

true true true

i'm going to spend the rest of my life figuring out how a small band of elites decided that acting as the global currency and primary military hegemon was gay and feminine coded

tweet by @jaboukie (with FBI verified handle and profile pic) 2020-01-20: Just because we killed MLK doesn't mean we can't miss him

remembering two legends today

Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale

Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools

alex jacobson: the rage in this man... "From hell's heart, I stab at thee-" ah, forget it- anyway, JC-

jc denton: moby dick.

alex: i- you've read moby dick?

jc: yeah.

alex: i thought you weren't big into books.

jc: yeah, bookS. plural.

alex:

jc: there's a chapter all about sperm.

a genocide denying misogynist is not gonna save yall from fascists. that man is a nightcrawler for liberal fame, and thinks this is his next ticket.

just gonna leave this here

Oh wait no I get it now it's called that because you micro in the cold plate wave out hot eat the plate

why'd you microwave a hotplate?

Haute Bohemians in your area

some of my photographs are in this issue! honored to be featured alongside some incredible work. go get yourself a copy!

once again reiterating that sending every single one of these guys to The Hague is the moderate position

Asking the front desk person at the pasta factory if I can spend a night in the spaghetti room sleeping on the warm spaghetti they’re NOT selling and they don’t know what “I’M” talking about?

"following" in an interesting choice. It seems to want to imply "as a result of" without saying it. Without even getting into if it's to be believed, it's just saying it happened at some point in the past week.

I totally support this action but I can't help but feel that this would land better as a message if it weren't crossposted to X.

ugh god it's still never gonna shut up about how it's just as easy to use as windows malware

jerb @searobbing The evidence on trans people in sports is inconclusive but it still makes sense to ban them from playing in rec leagues and stuff like that because when they win they take those positive feelings away from real human beings who actually matter. I’m an ally btw 11:46 AM · Jan 13, 2026 · 15.9K Views

Good summary of today's SCOTUS arguments

nothing youtube bass players love more than some stupid fucking sunglasses