Thomas Baker

This story is somehow even dumber than the description.

Steven L Anderson @sanderson1611 X.com I would be pissed if I donated to a church & found out that they were giving the Lord's money to "single mother" whores. I would want it to go to the Lord's work or toward helping godly Christians who are in need. Churches should not be funding fornicators and their bastards.

Ah yes Christian love.. W.W.J.D.

300,000 Missouri Voters Sign Petition To Put GOP Gerrymander to Statewide Vote Read more here.

🚨BREAKING: More than 300,000 Missourians have signed a petition demanding that the gerrymander be put to a statewide referendum, advocacy organization People Not Politicians announced as it delivered those signatures to the state government Tuesday. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...

There has never been a President that has worked as hard as me! My hours are the longest, and my results are among the best. I’ve stopped Eight Wars, saving many millions of lives in the process, created the Greatest Economy in the History of our Country, brought Business back into the United States at levels never seen before, rebuilt our Military, created the Largest Tax Cuts and Regulation Cuts, EVER, closed our open and very dangerous Southern Border, when previous Administrations were unable to do so, and created an “aura” around the United States of America that has led every Country in the World to respect us more than ever before. In addition to all of that, I go out of my way to do long, thorough, and very boring Medical Examinations at the Great Walter Reed National Military Medical Center, seen and supervised by top doctors, all of whom have given me PERFECT Marks — Some have even said they have never seen such Strong Results. I do these Tests because I owe it to our Country. In addition to the Medical, I have done something that no other President has done, on three separate occasions, the last one being recently, by taking what is known as a Cognitive Examination, something which few people would be able to do very well, including those working at The New York Times, and I ACED all three of them in front of large numbers of doctors and experts, most of whom I do not know. I have been told that few people have been able to “ace” this Examination and, in fact,

most do very poorly, which is why many other Presidents have decided not to take it at all. Despite all of this, the time and work involved, The New York Times, and some others, like to pretend that I am “slowing up,” am maybe not as sharp as I once was, or am in poor physical health, knowing that it is not true, and knowing that I work very hard, probably harder than I have ever worked before. I will know when I am “slowing up,” but it’s not now! After all of the work I have done with Medical Exams, Cognitive Exams, and everything else, I actually believe it’s seditious, perhaps even treasonous, for The New York Times, and others, to consistently do FAKE reports in order to libel and demean “THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.” They are true Enemies of the People, and we should do something about it. They have inaccurately reported on all of my Election Results and, in fact, were forced to apologize on much of what they wrote. The best thing that could happen to this Country would be if The New York Times would cease publication because they are a horrible, biased, and untruthful “source” of information. Thank you for your attention to this matter. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

Every part of this is bonkers. The intro is bonkers. The transition to his health is bonkers. The mention that other presidents didn't need cognitive exams is bonkers. The claim that this screening test is somehow hard is bonkers. The idea that criticism of him is treason is bonkers. All of it.

You are doing the Lord's work, Dr. Tom. Keep on keepin' on.

You will be visited by 3 spirits:

❤️ alas, my slurps are spoken for ;)

What douchebaggery. Brian apparently never learned how to make friends and be a part of anything. Don't be like Brian.

There’s no other way to spin it.

The strikes are murder. They’re illegal. And they put our troops at greater risk.

... until you get used to it:)

Welcome to the dark (roast) side

It starts with knowing the truth. Don’t allow yourselves to be gaslit into believing this is a real question.

MacKenzie Scott: *donates $50M every 10 hours°

Joe Lonsdale, co-founder of Palantir: "I want to see people hang"

Wonderful! Congrats on your times, everyone!

Eh, write a few while you're at it. Writing one is like baking one cookie.

An old guy in a Santa hat and a green shirt

A chart describing a person's running time in a race

2025 Santa Dash-done! but I was not the slowest old dude! I was 14 out of 44, I'll have you know lol

She needs a program.

WOW! AN HONOR! — GCN

So gratuitously and pointlessly spiteful and petty.

Hey, Dr. Bill, gfy.

Look, people, there is no evidence that Senator Tom Cotton was caught pleasuring himself while watching the video of those survivors clinging to a portion of a wrecked boat until they were murdered by a second missile.

There's just no truth to that at all. Stop saying it.

The SCOTUS is like an organized crime outfit and Dems insist the most we can do is just help them put less corrupt mobsters in the group. They then write passionate anti-whacking dissents while appearing at events with the most violent mobsters and insisting they all get along well.

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Do you have the right shoes??

So called Christian wishing for more lawless murders, just like Christ would have. Pure Sermon on the Mount stuff, am I right?

Hath all his ventures fail’d?

They still do. They just don't have the desire to use it.

THIS.