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Delicious moon ice cream…

Will trade all of the above in exchange for the chance to give belly rubs.

“Go high” was such a lovely thought back then - now I’m firmly in the camp of “Go lower and dig their graves.”

Picture it with a Christmas hat on - it’s versatile!

But I want it nowwwww!
(Kidding!)
(Sort of!)
(But if one of manages to get the earrings I want, you become my sworn enemy.)

Shep, that is not what she meant!

Huh! I always assumed it was referring to quality - pampering your child.

a black cat with blue eyes and a nose ALT: a black cat with blue eyes and a nose

Saja is voiced by Keith David, confirmed.

We think Dr. Goodall would have been honored by this 🫶

#MakeSomeNoise

But have you considered that A: this one is really funny, I swear, and B: I am a special princess?

While I respect your opinion, Dioptaste is so stunning that I will always vote for it. Patron mineral of being a master of one trade.

I hold many grudges against "Artificial Intelligence", but perhaps the biggest one is how confusing this era is for all us Weird Al Yankovic fans.

How Doctor Dinosaur paid for that doctorate

An important message from the president of Antifa 😂 🤭

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Tara, mounted on a majestic hippo, surrounded by cats, rides down the golden streets of Heaven. The angels are confused, but supportive and, when they see how the hippo deals with assholes who keep trying to insist that only they should be in Heaven, even enthusiastic.

Ooh, look at those layers! Screw perfectly smooth buttercream, give me a cake that has a decent layer of frosting in between the layers any day!

Love the expressions on the two guys behind him.

Baywatching, Forever and always!

Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again

anti-anti-fascist feels like it should have a one-word synonym

Not allowed to fly south for elaborate kitten heist… can’t have more cats in my place… Why is the world so cruel to me?!?!

He was an excellent grump.

Since this whole debate is still happening, and since we are still not listening I will summarize what I understand the argument to be in the Lingua Franca of white nerds: Lord of the Rings analogies.

Just the word Spirograph unlocks something deep inside me. I loved those things.

You are an unparalleled genius in a very specific way.

cartoon: parrot in a hat and tie holding a cup of coffee Look, I'm a person! Bills! Math! Taxes! I drink coffee!

Quick cartoon because.

Rhetorical violence is not the same thing as “violent rhetoric.” Rhetorical violence is when you set up your argument in such a way that just engaging with causes harm. A classic example is the headline saying that Michael Brown was “No Angel.”