“AI” isn’t a tool or technology or even a cluster of technologies with a misleading name. It’s the infrastructure at the foundation of a form of capitalism dependent on data brokering. We should be teaching our students about this and not teaching them about “responsible” use.

[at my second rodeo] listen up you ignorant sack of shit

Thank you!

Me in my cola punisher shirt!

Cannot overstate what great quality the fabric of this shirt is. THANK YOU! I love it.

a man in a suit is holding a piece of paper with the words so do on it Alt: Dennis from Always Sunny, reading the end of the incoherent speech Charlie writes in the episode where he runs for comptroller.

Hello fellow American. This you should vote me.

Mine is just, "Our God (is an awesome God)", 165,284 times in a row.

Sam Altman I believe? Open AI CEO?

"Neither civilized reason nor Christian love would cause any of those people to treat you as they presumably wanted to be treated; only the fear of your power to retaliate would cause them to do that, or to seem to do it, which was (and is) good enough." - James Baldwin, 'The Fire Next Time'

Live your life so that when you die, people from all walks of life emerge to say “Oh no, he was such a good person and also so hot, but also kind and generous and also really really hot, but also so talented and ludicrously indescribably hot.”

Meanwhile the elementary school music teacher is pushing his own special brand of nationalism on the kids and that seems to be just fine with everybody.

Ah yes, MLK and Jesus famously murdered over words, and definitely not effective action that cost the elite, in real and tangible ways.

I love this thought 🩷

This is crass, but an orgasm. Prolactin and oxytocin are hormones released with the little death that contribute to relaxation and will help you sleep.

New rule. A parent may only propose removing a book from the school library only after reading it in its entirety and delivering a book report to the librarian. Until then no discussion shall be entered into.

I’m tired of being told not to be angry. Do you know what it costs to stay soft in a world like this? What it costs to care this much? That is the work. That is the fight. And honestly, it’s exhausting because so many people are living as if everything is okay with the world.

Will there be a second run of this? A cop just moved into my neighborhood and I want to ruin his day.

Sometimes I want to eat peanut butter out of a bowl, but, I dont want to clean peanut butter out of a bowl.

ever since I was a little girl I have always wanted

Thats a nice mushroom!

never do business with family. or friends. or acquaintances or strangers. just lie still in a dewy glade until the screeching of locusts drives unto you the foretold ecstasies.

Comedians Are (Stupid) People, Too In times like these we often turn to comedians. Please stop.

Some of the best (and most important) writing I’ve ever done if I m say so myself. And I do. 😬

This is so accurate.

Whadda you think happened to all those "Pimp My Ride" cars? Do you think they are doing okay?

I told the mushrooms what you did, good luck trying to benefit from the mycorrhizal network this summer you bastard

My dad, who has lived under a dictatorship, knows one when he sees one. His first text this morning is that we are now officially in a dictatorship. It is all pretty grim.

Just saw a comedian say "If vaccines caused autism then America would have trains" and I almost spit out my drink.