Greg Flocco

May the diss tracks written about you not be total bangers

a still from nightmare before christmas mayor: theres only 365 days left til next halloween werewolf: 364!

Here is a look at the animated screen of my Pokémon gym badges case.

#3dart #animation

Bluesky is if Twitter was not a PVP enabled zone.

star trek meme based on the rhyme of "milkshake bring to the boy to the yard"

Now that this app is becoming more popular, there has unfortunately been an influx of right wing accounts

I highly recommend subscribing to this blocklist if you want to avoid this type of content

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I had four years of art history and I remember nothing. I'll remember this for the rest of my life.

An Art Nouveau staircase decorated with curved patterns and soft colors, with a nature-themed background and rounded windows on the walls.

Art Deco staircase. An angular, grand design in dark colors.

Art Nouveau is when stuff looks like it was made by Elves.

Art Deco is when stuff looks like it was made by Dwarves.

generations come and go, but children will think butts are funny until the heat death of the universe

Tell artists you like their work. It’s how they stay filled with life-giving art mucous.

DO HARM TO YOUR ENEMIES; TREAT YOURSELF WITH KINDNESS!

YOU CANNOT GRIND THE BONES OF YOUR ENEMIES INTO DUST TOMORROW IF YOU DO NOT HAVE SOMETHING TO EAT.

Bucky Barnes from Captain America: The Winter Soldier, wearing a black face mask while being both armed and armed.

Screen from a Mortal Kombat game, saying "Sub-Zero Wins!" with Sub-Zero standing triumphant in his blue masked outfit. Unconscious on the ground is Mileena, who is also wearing a mask.

Regina King from the Watchmen TV show, wearing a black hood and a black mask, accentuating the whites of her eyes.

Hera Hilmar from Mortal Engines wearing a crimson red mask.

Trying to imagine explaining to my younger self that the 2020s gave us all a perfect excuse to wear cool masks, and everyone was too busy whining to care.

Screenshot with the chyron: RFK JR: I WOULDN’T EAT A HUMAN

Roses are red,
Curry has cumin,

Four Pallas cats staring out of a burrow

Be not afraid

Air of Faggotry is a Warlock spell anyway i don't know why the Pope is talking about it as if it's a Cleric's business

A pride flag with every color band represented by a NASA image. White is Earth clouds, pink is aurora, blue is the Sun in a specific wavelength, brown is Jupiter clouds, black is the Hubble deep field, red is the top of sprites, orange is a Mars crater, yellow is the surface of Io, green is a lake with algae, blue is Neptune, and purple is the Crab Nebula in a specific wavelength.

I made this Pride flag using only NASA images and our team thought it would be cool to share on social (I work on the NASA heliophysics communications team), but it's getting all sorts of hate on the bird app and Fbook. Thought y'all might be more appreciative of it here. ☺️🏳️‍🌈💖

three pane meme from simpsons w/ comic book guy & homer; top: comic book guy telling homer “please don’t use google to translate ‘sharp knife’ in latvian” middle: homer saying “i would never do that” bottom: homer thinking “mental note: try that”

i love learning different languages

Archimedes Setting Roman Ships of Consul Marcellus on Fire with a Burning Mirror, by Cherubino Cornienti, 1855, 📸 @freshmanwkxc

chicken is the children's meat

Voyager scene. The Doctor is sitting in sick bay with big eyes with wrinkled up forehead, closed caption reads, "Romance is not part of my programming."

(LIVE) through the ditches and
(LAUGH) through the witches and
(LOVE) in the back of my draguuuulaaaaa

The timeline right now looks like an Ewok party after the Death Star exploded

did you know that millions of people each and every day

me: no one believes me when i say there's a secret race of horse-people

therapist: try to ignore the naysayers

me: the fucking who

(jimmy stewart playing a mario game) why that fella’s a little mushrum

broke: i have a mental illness that makes me focus on perceived imperfections in my appearance

woke: my brain is so huge and powerful that it can generate illusions capable of tricking even myself. harnessing this ability would allow me to become at least a b-list spiderman villain