Jesse 🌱

People ask who’s my plug and I’m like… I don’t know the mailman’s name???

Sorry, dude :(

My true self: a purple pikmin with popcorn stuck on top of his head and wearing 3D glasses

This is me btw

Who started the rumor I began a fifth Pikmin 4 campaign

She’s definitely blogging

𝘚𝘪𝘭𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘣𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘴,
𝘚𝘪𝘭𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘣𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘴,
𝘐𝘵’𝘴 𝘊𝘩𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘮𝘢𝘴 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦,
𝘏𝘪𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘨𝘳𝘪𝘥𝘥𝘺

You have to push the tapas

Never heard of em

My loves 🥰

FUCK SHIT FUCK

About to do the unthinkable (throw away my iPhone box)

What did you get, techno man? I went to a 15 Pro from an 11

I wish Twitter crashed as much as Reddit errors out it would be way funnier

I love looking songs up on whosampled and seeing things like this

Mom, I wanna vape!

A little on the nose, guys. Don’t you think?

Bluesky is like when you drive through a pleasant town with a very small population and think, “I could live here”

Car washes are low key goated when terrifying your tiny dog is the vibe

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Beautiful backlit portrait of inventor and CEO of Bluesky, Johnathan Bluesky. [AI description powered by BlueskyAI💭 Rate this description: 👍/👎]

Hello everyone. Johnathan Bluesky here, creator & inventor of Bluesky. I just wanted to say thank you to everyone for downloading the app! We’ve been working very hard on it. Please spread the word to your friends! -jb 🤟🏻

I like that laugh