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a tweet from 2020: (james bond being beaten up by a goon) GOON: bond you will maintain continuity BOND: Never GOON: the year is 2020 and you're roughly forty five, you were born around 1975 BOND: *spits out blood* i was a sea captain in world war two and i've been to space GOON: you son of a bitch

My last word on the matter

The goof in OHMSS where Bond looks at the camera and says “This never happened to the other fellow” comes off as pretty gauche but also represents a version of the franchise that wasn’t so self-serious or obsessed with capital-L Lore. It also happens to be one of the best films in the series.

“woke” is when you acknowledge that black people have contributed to the united states

lol, I’m sitting at the barber where my son is getting his hair cut and the radio is playing the Creedence version of “Cotton Fields,” Baader-Meinhof is too real.

Something that I always find coming out of these episodes is that I have a greater appreciation for the artist, even ones like Creedence that I’m sort of lukewarm on. John Fogerty is kind of a tiresome asshole but goddamn did he write some indelible jams.

Trump standing awkwardly as people surround the collapsed cabinet member Trump is labeled me stealing baseball cards while the group is labeled some guy getting tackled for setting the alarms off at target

Mike Johnson: I Am Tuning Out the News Cycle to Focus on Self-Care Don’t ask me about the news. I am protecting my mental space.

Mike Johnson: It’s True. I Am Tuning Out The News Cycle To Focus On Self-Care

The Naomi be Klein, you're doing just fine!

Damn, Mudhoney taking strays meant for Candlebox.

Hey, eat shit.

YouTube video by The Pogues - Topic And The Band Played Waltzing Matilda

The Pogues’ version of “And The Band Played Waltzing Matilda,” which is a great folk song but turns into a righteous screed against war in Shane McGowan’s voice.

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Never in human history has "ish" been more load-bearing in a sentence.

A faithful, slightly slavish, yet still abstracted digital recreation of The Clash’s London Calling album cover. Featuring a guy lit by a spotlight on a stage in a very wide stance and bent over with his head down, holding an electric guitar like an axe by the neck just an instant before he smashes it into the floor. Small white type at the top reads ‘Maybe it’ll’, then down the left side in pink and the bottom in green larger block lettering reads ‘happen today’.

The SS created their own divisions because they were absolute dipshits. It’s like Iraqi Republican Guard or the IRGC.

i think i would honestly find this whole discourse more tolerable if people simply said what they were actually saying, which is that they think the Democratic Party is too associated with femininity (and secondarily, with black people) and that they want to correct this

Just clicking on the little engine light symbol over and over and crying because nothing is happening.

Picture of the East Wing demolition of the White House taken on my flight out of DCA.

Soldiers not getting paid on November 1st, which from my understanding Vought can't magic the money up to do a second time, seems like the sort of thing that may move the needle.

Even in movies that happen to be good that he's in, I wouldn't say that he's all that interesting or memorable in them. I mean it might genuinely be said that his acting peak was getting his face hit so hard in Fight Club that it gets rearranged.

Occam's Razor with Trump is that he's ineligible to run for re-election and he, being a pathological narcissist, simply doesn't give a shit how his behavior impacts his party in future elections. And because the party follows his lead in everything, they line up behind his depraved behavior.

USA Today 'No Kings' protests celebrate 1st Amendment with colorful signs and mass crowds 6 minutes ago BBC No Kings protests across US set to kick off with National Guard on standby 8 hours ago By Max Matza ABC7 Chicago 'No Kings' protest Chicago today: Thousands to gather in Grant Park to oppose Donald Trump administration, Chicago ICE arrests 3 hours ago

USA Today New York GOP committee disbands young Republicans chapter after racist texts exposed 51 minutes ago By Sudiksha Kochi The Atlantic The Depth of MAGA’s Moral Collapse 21 hours ago By George Packer The Boston Globe Vermont state senator to resign over offensive messages in GOP chat 16 hours ago By Paul Heintz

Today's remarkable split screen:

Democrats: 'No Kings' protestors expect thousands of 'boisterous, joyful' rallies nationwide

Republicans: Fallout from 'I love Hitler' group chat

Transparent screens! Near-future stuff always has transparent screens because it’s legible from a reverse angle, so you can see the actor and what they’re doing. Transparent screens would be a nightmare for most real-life applications (although they have a handful of specialized use cases.)

It is obviously insane to believe that Medicaid fraud by "able-bodied men without dependents" is a serious problem in need of attention but also the idea that basic medical care should be dependent on working is fucking stupid, nobody is grifting through life because they love seeing doctors.

Showing up to No Kings with a sign reading “monarchy is an affront to human dignity but, when incorporated into a liberal democratic system, may nevertheless be a useful safety valve for nationalist and/or authoritarian impulses” and then getting clobbered by a Buttigieg-supporting grandmother

He’s right and he should say it.

a key thing about vought — and all of these guys — is that they have a totally top down and hierarchical vision of the world. they believe that the cultural changes they hate can be turned off by destroying the federal government because they can’t imagine that they emerged bottom-up in society

A couple of dudes giving each other gentle headbutts is as close as the NFL gets to modeling nontoxic masculinity and it absolutely rocks.

It only happened once