Heh. My morning started out by accidentally dropping one of my ibuprofen tablets into my coffee this morning. It was more than half dissolved by the time I was able to rush to the kitchen to shuffle the coffee into another cup. Guess that's one way to take them. Bottoms up!
24.11.2025 17:58 β π 0 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
It's important to note, as I have multiple times, that it's possible to be Jewish - as I am - and still condemn Israel for genocidal acts. In fact, the history of Judaism makes it clear Jews are obligated to speak out. Never again *means* never again. #zachor
16.11.2025 21:13 β π 1242 π 232 π¬ 17 π 3
Pluribus is so good?? Itβs like if the X-Files and The Good Place had an extremely upsetting but darkly funny baby
16.11.2025 02:58 β π 671 π 63 π¬ 31 π 11
Whether itβs Barack Obama, appearing in a tan suit or Donald Trump appearing 1700 times in Jeffrey Epsteinβs emails, both presidents made some highly controversial appearances.
15.11.2025 19:27 β π 3768 π 634 π¬ 35 π 15
Went to Bristolβs Totterdown Art trail. Didnβt take a single picture but filled my eyes with beauty, my heart with wonder, & my arms with hugs from old & new friends.
So many folk adding beauty to the world!
So it delights me every time I hear that my songs are being sung & heard & remembered.
16.11.2025 15:09 β π 14 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
Talking to a circumcision expert
16.11.2025 15:59 β π 388 π 44 π¬ 12 π 3
That's my photo! How cool is that?? (Although I do hope the original user bought a copy from one of the stock photo agencies I work with and didn't just lift it from my social media feed.)
15.11.2025 19:10 β π 278 π 27 π¬ 9 π 1
this is the way
14.11.2025 00:02 β π 22 π 4 π¬ 0 π 0
Get your shots, folks. It won't prevent you from getting infected, but it could lessen the severity and keep you out of the hospital.
14.11.2025 01:05 β π 293 π 47 π¬ 9 π 1
A reminder that the President, an adjudicated rapist, a fraud, grifter, murderer, and felon, is also a pedophile.
12.11.2025 15:11 β π 408 π 87 π¬ 9 π 2
A reminder, for no reason whatsoever, to please NOT wear cologne/perfume or strongly smelling lotion while flying. Even an N95 mask won't stop it.
12.11.2025 15:06 β π 298 π 29 π¬ 14 π 3
RE: https://aus.social/@DenisCOVIDinfoguy/115529129167988514
Yanno.. the places some of us have been avoiding since 2020. Avoiding like the... ahem....
11.11.2025 04:33 β π 0 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
Original post on tech.lgbt
If you struggle with "stuff", you might consider, for the benefit of those you may leave behind, to start chipping away at it. Clothes you don't ever wear.. Magazines you'll never cut the articles out of... Books you aren't reading anymore... Closets you avoid.... Garage storage shelves packed [β¦]
11.11.2025 13:14 β π 0 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
If I didn't live in California I'd move to Illinois.
04.11.2025 23:55 β π 1389 π 304 π¬ 51 π 88
A political liberal, Ms. Lockhart had no illusions about the good old days. In a 2004 interview with The New York Times, she recalled a connection "Lassie" script writers had with McCarthy-era blacklisting.
"When people come up to me and say, 'Well, sure wish we had wonderful American shows like that the way we used to in the '50s;
I say: 'Let me tell you who wrote those scripts' Yes, they were good Americans, and they were in jail."
From June Lockhartβs NY Times obit.
RIP to a real one.
25.10.2025 19:55 β π 924 π 285 π¬ 7 π 8
Metaphor alert
20.10.2025 20:13 β π 854 π 190 π¬ 35 π 9
Heard about the Louvre jewel heist and my first thought was βfinally, some good old fashioned normal crimeβ
19.10.2025 19:54 β π 11763 π 3071 π¬ 76 π 75
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20.10.2025 16:08 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
Default password is hardcoded
20.10.2025 15:14 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0
I have reached the point where I'm playing chicken with Mother Nature. I have tomatoes that are just starting to take a blush on the vine, and I want to give them as much time on the vine to ripen before we hit our first freeze.
I think she's gonna swerve first. π
14.10.2025 22:05 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
we need to fix our hearts.
14.10.2025 22:06 β π 5 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0
If you contribute to violent shit getting on my timeline without a CW, I'm going to block you. I don't care that people need to see it. I don't care that you think you know better than me what should be on my timeline. I don't care if you're a celebrity of the fucking highest order. Block. 100%
12.10.2025 21:27 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
pervocracy on tumblr -observations from urgent care
- People who exercise a lot get knee injuries from overdoing it
- People who only exercise occasionally get knee injuries from being unprepared for the exertion
- People who donβt exercise get knee injuries from being out of shape
- Maybe knees just suck
11.10.2025 15:40 β π 280 π 37 π¬ 12 π 3
Co-watching date night of good Toob and otherwise willfully parking myself on the couch to rest and relax.
11.10.2025 02:15 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
If Chicago wanted to make those Texas soldiers feel at home, they'd wait for a blizzard, then turn off all the power and go to Cancun for the weekend.
07.10.2025 21:41 β π 3788 π 809 π¬ 99 π 43
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06.10.2025 07:46 β π 893 π 124 π¬ 45 π 11
Without downloading anything new, where are you mentally?
06.10.2025 17:18 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
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What Will Happen Now That Republicans Shut Down the Government
Federal workers will stop getting paid
Air travel could be delayed
food inspection services may be delayed
Head Start services may be disrupted
Passport + Visa applications could slow
National Parks may shut down
Republicans shut down the government. Hereβs what happens now.
05.10.2025 18:11 β π 774 π 230 π¬ 47 π 6
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