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I'm hearing the same thing. Dems are nearing a surrender. I'm shocked. Largest protest in history + best election night in years + polling showing we're kicking their ass in public opinion. And now Dems may cave.

It ain't over til it's over, so please do call if you've got a Dem senator.

He reportedly still emits noxious gas. Which is bad in numerous ways.

I pray he doesn’t suffer sleep apnea. It would break my heart🙏

They don’t even have to provide an explanation, do they? Disgraceful.

The trick is to motion your hands like you’re washing them under a running faucet. Depending on dryer quality this usually yields noticeable results within 20-30 seconds.

Starting with il Douche himself

Their (what look like gloved) “hands” are also a trip

This sleepy unfit POS

Listening

Bsky would tag me for the language I’d like to use🤬

Among the countless reasons I don’t mess with zombie Twitter. Would’ve never heard of this whiny loser.

The guy who indiscriminately pardoned hundreds of J6 rioters? Without batting an eye? Including violent seditionists and cop-beaters? Yeah, f**k this guy and his worthless opinion.

serious note: they're gonna try 5x harder to sabotage the midterms after tonight and we're gonna have to organize on a literally historic scale to stop them

The perennial conman conned the electorate—again!🤬🤦🏻‍♂️

Whenever they call Mamdani a Communist remind them of this:

finance.yahoo.com/news/trump-a...

Gotta love those unnamed, hallucinatory “pollsters”

Please shut the door on Chuck Schumer’s career🙏

Almost like Dick Cheney’s earthly exit ushered in a colonic cleanse🙏

Relieved that voters resoundingly rejected this fascist bullshit.

Angry that we still have at least another year of it, probably another three, and that we're by no means in the clear.

Livid that it all could have been avoided if we had simply not reelected the asshole who tried a coup.

I was unfortunately saddled with two other ballot items to decide that I had no strong or prior opinions about which caused me to put off the vote until this very morning.

Otherwise, woulda totally done the same.

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He can settle it in the ring with Gavin Newsom

“Yes you know. It was right before the Empire Carpet commercial.”

Aren’t charlatans like her supposedly against DEI hiring policies?

He's legit gifted in bringing non-cultist Americans of all stripes out in coalitions of unprecedented depth and breadth—against him!

Not to mention the felon withholding disaster relief from citizens in blue cities and states. Also largely our own money.

This shit’s getting tedious

www.nytimes.com/interactive/...

Casual-Friday @jheil.bsky.social keepin it proletariat✊ #deadlinewh

Lawrence already won me over highlighting the absurdity and mendacity of the British monarchy to start tonight’s show #lastword

The President of the United States is so upset about his failed campaign for a Nobel Prize that he's now trying to claim someone else's prize as his own.

Pathetic.