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all comic book characters should stay dead when they die unless it's a reboot or alternate dimension/timeline.

does this post slap?

commiseration and consentience, eric.

can people i know stop dying for like 5min please?!

i'm not sure i need any more practice at this stage 😩

If you can see this, if you have come across this post, even if we don’t follow each other, even if we have never interacted, I love you.

You are worthy of love.

on shitty blades

A two-panel Little Bubbie Child comic. Top panel is the little bubbie child asking, "Dad, hwat was it like a livin' in the 90s?" Bottom panel is dad responding, "Sometimes you'd open a can a peanuts and they'd come snakes outta there."

i love you, but i’m dying on this hill.

the blade movies fucking sucked

Today I heard the phrase, "Memorizing test questions is a violation of copyright," and my brain started feeling real acidic

'TAKE THE VACCINE, PLEASE' DR. OZ URGES PARENTS TO VACCINATE KIDS AS MEASLES CASES RISE; U.S. AT RISK OF LOSING ITS MEASLES ELIMINATION STATUS

We’re all trying to find the guy who did this

Yeah I’m looking for my dog (girlfriend who has a restraining order against me and she has a dog) and here’s the picture of the dog (she walks this dog and I can use it to figure out her schedule) thanks for sending all footage my way

Stoat.
it's a free and open source alternative to Discord.
Previously known as Revolt
stoat.chat

<3

if you think about it, injuring yourself while attacking others is very on-brand for a bee.

this was such a good joke

Ooo, I forgot about the mirror tricks.

It is always acceptable to make fun of English cuisine.

Oh man, I totes forgot about this joke.
<3

One day I will learn to whistle with my asshole.

I'm a fairly big guy and I feel saddened by my inability to replicate that piece of childhood where you are held and comforted by someone bigger than you.

That is a feeling of safety that I miss.

A new Mandela Effect to ponder:

It has never been Smokey the Bear.
It has always been Smokey Bear.

amelia bedelia could have stopped 9/11.

thinking about going to war with short/tiny people.

Fake supermarket products on a shelf Tooth SLIME Now with 2X the SLIME! "Kwik Fix" SCOME your SeANLE "RUSCLEFRESH BODYBUI DERS HUSCLEFREST for healthy teeth a sick abs Optic (ingestero 《 DRAM $24.99 $9.99

CornPM 400 coated corns

Coke bottles warping and getting progressively more fucked up

I don’t even know how to describe this but imaging a giant pink tree made out of netting or something like that

It was so cool!

An Ayn Thor handheld gaming console sits open on a desk, displaying the Super Mario Bros. Wonder title screen on its upper display, while the lower touchscreen shows performance stats and system controls. To the left is a Kobo Clara Color e-reader with a stylized book cover on its e-ink screen. On the right is a minimalist clock that tells time using literary quotes instead of numbers.

i love this little fella

we covered this in another another thread, A.G.

This is likely due to the enormous wave of people trying to register after the latest Discord news.

I’d much rather you make sincere and embodied “bad art” than make insincere and hollowed out “good art”