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FKA Oats Wizard, Dr. of Skeetology

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GitHub - tc39/proposal-Declarations-in-Conditionals Contribute to tc39/proposal-Declarations-in-Conditionals development by creating an account on GitHub.

This sample illustrates it pretty well, it lets you assign an optional value to a variable on the same line that you test if it exists: github.com/tc39/proposa...

Then you only run that code block if the optional value does exist. I’ve found it reduces optional chaining, which can get messy.

10.11.2025 18:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Short Kings

10.11.2025 17:35 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Swift has this and while it takes a bit to get used to, it is *so nice*

10.11.2025 17:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hi there! Have you seen the Supreme Court’s behavior in the past five years? Everything has a chance.

10.11.2025 15:17 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ Kim Davis will burn in hell for eternity while queers dance on her fucking grave

10.11.2025 15:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You don’t deserve healthcare, I hope you rot

10.11.2025 03:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Even the senators who are retiring and think they won't have to face the wrath of furious Democratic voters should know that their last name is about to become so toxic that not even a goddamn nonprofit is going to want you on the board.

10.11.2025 00:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2484    πŸ” 528    πŸ’¬ 56    πŸ“Œ 19

The average SNAP benefit per month is $177 a person.

The average ACA benefit per month is up to $550 a person.

People want us to hold the line for a reason. This is not a matter of appealing to a base. It’s about people’s lives.

And working people want leaders whose word means something to them.

10.11.2025 01:49 β€” πŸ‘ 61367    πŸ” 14918    πŸ’¬ 2045    πŸ“Œ 627

I hope you choke on every meal you eat after today

10.11.2025 01:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Cory Booker doesn’t want you to have affordable healthcare

10.11.2025 00:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Zohran text meme "I forgor"

Zohran text meme "I forgor"

09.11.2025 20:40 β€” πŸ‘ 48    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

There will never be enough justice to fix this, so whatever amount is possible will have to suffice.

08.11.2025 18:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Your mind is broken, there is no scenario where the government will suffer greater harm than the people who depend on SNAP, save your wishy washy bullshit

08.11.2025 02:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My mum just said to me "You should be hung like a horse". When I challenged her over saying such a thing, it transpires she thought it was a punishment horses got. Turns out she's been incorrectly using the phrase since the 90s in various settings

07.11.2025 19:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2318    πŸ” 278    πŸ’¬ 73    πŸ“Œ 42

Goddamnit I typed as fast as I could

07.11.2025 16:05 β€” πŸ‘ 59    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

YOU SPAINED YOUR ANKLE

07.11.2025 16:04 β€” πŸ‘ 84    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

We should crowdfund him a new snow plow

07.11.2025 14:31 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Marvel star Jeremy Renner 'threatens to call ICE' on filmmaking partner Chinese film director Yi Zhou has claimed that Jeremy Renner refused to show support for their joint projects and claimed that he threatened to call immigration officers on her

www.irishstar.com/culture/ente...

07.11.2025 13:22 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 29

Nuremburg trials is the moderate position

07.11.2025 12:34 β€” πŸ‘ 13896    πŸ” 4194    πŸ’¬ 171    πŸ“Œ 97

It is insane that a judge has to order the federal government to find funding for food assistance. What happened to all that money we saved with DOGE, bitch?

07.11.2025 13:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Still shut down, huh? Dang

07.11.2025 13:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

I know that antialiasing is now used as a way to accumulate samples over multiple frames nowadays, but I fucking miss games that rendered *exactly the number of pixels on screen*. Yeah, there are jaggies, but I’m still fond of the look.

07.11.2025 12:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot of the top of a Bsky feed, with a red circle around the hamburger menu in the top left.

Screenshot of the top of a Bsky feed, with a red circle around the hamburger menu in the top left.

Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.

Here's how to turn it off.

First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner

06.11.2025 18:23 β€” πŸ‘ 11910    πŸ” 10576    πŸ’¬ 184    πŸ“Œ 1208

She shouldn’t go to law school, Kim has nothing to offer humanity. Also this reason for failing rules and AI is bad but at least it’s also funny sometimes

05.11.2025 18:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Go go go!

05.11.2025 18:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
05.11.2025 15:46 β€” πŸ‘ 13273    πŸ” 4170    πŸ’¬ 87    πŸ“Œ 55

Her plastic surgeon is an Artist with a deep abiding love for cubism

05.11.2025 13:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Had to share this from twitter just because

05.11.2025 02:35 β€” πŸ‘ 21102    πŸ” 4931    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
A photo of a newspaper advertisement, showing a zoomed in photo of a hand holding a Pilot brand fountain pen. "Make AI Jealous" is written in Japanese next to the hand, with "Write what AI can't touch" in English underneath.

A photo of a newspaper advertisement, showing a zoomed in photo of a hand holding a Pilot brand fountain pen. "Make AI Jealous" is written in Japanese next to the hand, with "Write what AI can't touch" in English underneath.

Pilot had a massive ad spread in a jp newspaper with "make AI jealous" and "write what AI can't touch" written on it

Anyway I think everyone should own a Pilot kakuno pen

05.11.2025 04:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2854    πŸ” 1070    πŸ’¬ 39    πŸ“Œ 80

What a couple of bookends. Started and ended the day with joy.

05.11.2025 04:49 β€” πŸ‘ 67    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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