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Parma John

@oatswizard.bsky.social

FKA Oats Wizard, Dr. of Skeetology

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Is Mitch dead yet?

11.02.2026 20:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

we’ll have to make sure her cell is sound-proofed

11.02.2026 17:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s oversold and making new software engineers catastrophically stupid

11.02.2026 01:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Chappell Roan Quits Wasserman After CEO Casey Wasserman Appears in Epstein Files Chappell Roan cut ties with her agency Wasserman on Monday after CEO Casey Wasserman appeared in the Epstein files last week.

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Yeah what a chud, right?

10.02.2026 21:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Truly the funniest possible response, thank you

10.02.2026 13:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dang maybe we should mercilessly punish the medical professionals who caused this problem, and anyone who Oprah elevated just to be safe since they’re all ghouls.

10.02.2026 13:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It sucks to see the β€œposts 50+ times a day,” label on posts this stupid.

10.02.2026 12:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Okay? Her politics are pretty obvious, if you pay any attention to her at all, and she absolutely isn’t a right wing chud.

10.02.2026 12:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh! My quote was not a reply to you! Just an addendum

10.02.2026 01:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

So not underestimate the power we have. If we actually got all of our queer friends and contacts to vote, we could represent a much larger portion of the voting public.

09.02.2026 18:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, did you know that getting sick is miserable and it’s super easy to prevent most of it if you try literally at all?

09.02.2026 18:40 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œI waΓΎ ΓΎo fat and naΓΎty”

09.02.2026 01:38 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Chucks Schumer should be illegal

08.02.2026 22:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s the Adobe Promise

05.02.2026 03:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He really embodies the concept of a Twisted Visage

04.02.2026 16:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Schumer’s a dumb bitch and if you ever see him in public you should make an ugly embarrassing scene and inflict as much unease and stress on him as you possibly can.

I mean it. Ice whistles should follow him around, he should never be allowed to sleep, he should be tormented until he acts right

04.02.2026 13:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Philidelphia DA Larry Krasner warns ICE: If an agent commits crimes in Philly, I will charge you. You will be arrested. You will stand trial, and you will be convicted in state or federal court and you will do your time. Donald Trump can't pardon you for a state court conviction.

04.02.2026 01:30 β€” πŸ‘ 3672    πŸ” 1024    πŸ’¬ 75    πŸ“Œ 152

Have you implored the divine to use Mitch McConnell’s remaining days for comedy today? If not, you’d better get on that.

04.02.2026 13:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dumb bitch dumb bitch dumb bitch dumb bitch dumb bitch

04.02.2026 04:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How are we still dealing with Schumer after it was revealed that he had imaginary friends that he blamed for his legislative choices?

03.02.2026 02:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Linkedin Post from a Pinterest designer reading: "Yesterday I was impacted by the Pinterest layoffs. I was Pinterest's only icon designer and product illustrator.

In his email to the company, the CEO said "we’re doubling down on an AI-forward approach – prioritizing AI-focused roles, teams, and ways of working". I WAS working on AI projects including the Pinterest Assistant that soft-launched in October. If you haven't heard about that feature launch, you can find it on Pinterest's own newsroom or with a Google search.

I was vocal internally about how our users don't want AI slop or features on the platform, how we as employees are feeling uncomfortable and discouraged about AI, and what I wanted from leadership. Last year, I told my manager I was worried about AI-based layoffs. I was told not to worry. At an onsite, we were told that "in the future", we would all be "managers of AIs". That I would be expected to manage some sort of AI employees, rather than craft and design my own work.

Human-made art and design matter. I am never going to stop creating, even if the "home of inspiration" decides that creators are secondary to profits. 

If you want to support me, you can follow me on threads or instagram @bonniekatewolf where I post my hand-knit sweaters and oil paintings. If you want to hire a human illustrator, designer, or iconographer, my email and DMs are open for freelance, contract, or FTE roles."

Linkedin Post from a Pinterest designer reading: "Yesterday I was impacted by the Pinterest layoffs. I was Pinterest's only icon designer and product illustrator. In his email to the company, the CEO said "we’re doubling down on an AI-forward approach – prioritizing AI-focused roles, teams, and ways of working". I WAS working on AI projects including the Pinterest Assistant that soft-launched in October. If you haven't heard about that feature launch, you can find it on Pinterest's own newsroom or with a Google search. I was vocal internally about how our users don't want AI slop or features on the platform, how we as employees are feeling uncomfortable and discouraged about AI, and what I wanted from leadership. Last year, I told my manager I was worried about AI-based layoffs. I was told not to worry. At an onsite, we were told that "in the future", we would all be "managers of AIs". That I would be expected to manage some sort of AI employees, rather than craft and design my own work. Human-made art and design matter. I am never going to stop creating, even if the "home of inspiration" decides that creators are secondary to profits. If you want to support me, you can follow me on threads or instagram @bonniekatewolf where I post my hand-knit sweaters and oil paintings. If you want to hire a human illustrator, designer, or iconographer, my email and DMs are open for freelance, contract, or FTE roles."

Pinterest CEO says in layoff email: "We’re doubling down on an AI-forward approach – prioritizing AI-focused roles, teams, and ways of working"

So it's time for me to move to another platform to save images

01.02.2026 17:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2414    πŸ” 1223    πŸ’¬ 66    πŸ“Œ 261

More training fixes nothing, clearly!

01.02.2026 22:32 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Woke 2 is gonna have to involve some permanent sleep I think

01.02.2026 21:43 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That’ll work out great for Florida’s primary resource - retirees with aging immune systems

01.02.2026 18:56 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

The thing about Candace Owens is that no one who matters gives a shit about her at all, and any β€œdirt,” she might have on her conservative buddies is shit that everyone already knows.

Erika Kirk turned her husband’s death into a monetizable opportunity? Wow, as a person with a brain, I noticed that

01.02.2026 18:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

every epstein commentary is these immensely rich/powerful/influential people raving about what a genius epstein was, and every one of his emails is just β€œhelo, my name jomfrie”

31.01.2026 04:28 β€” πŸ‘ 9748    πŸ” 1753    πŸ’¬ 81    πŸ“Œ 42

It should quit waiting to happen I think

31.01.2026 04:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m a big fan of β€œthat’s a useful framing for most cases, but there’s a more interesting way to look at it if you want to dive deeper.”

30.01.2026 22:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If the compromise creates a change in the behavior of the department, there is value, but I find it hard to believe that will be the case.

30.01.2026 18:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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