🦞Lobstaman🦞

Husbands with Grindr profiles?

Festivus for the rest of us

I thought Notre Dame had first right of refusal for that score

Real ones remember

Gus absolutely ascended. Volume up.

TAKE IT TO THE BOUNCY HOUSE MARIST!!

You may need to include bringing UMass Football to .500 in that set of campaign promises

Shapiro: He rose to some prominence by writing a book about growing up in Appalachia, where there are a whole lot of people who get SNAP. He made millions of dollars off telling their stories, and then he turned his damn back on those very people he likes to write about and claim as his own.

Need a campaign manager?

Northwestern 17, USC 38

It is with great sadness that I report my beloved Wildcats have been Fetty Wapped

This one needs no introduction

770k homeless people and 14 million hungry children in the richest country in the history of the world

The man in this thread is the perfect example that you are closer to being hungry than you are to taking a private jet to Saint-Tropez

2nd bay, 3rd shelf, 5th from the right, 2nd row.

SOCRATES: No god is a philosopher or seeker after wisdom, for he is wise already; nor does any man who is wise seek after wisdom.

PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom.

DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers

The old book smell in this former grist mill alone is just ✨✨

If you ever make your way out to New England, have I got a place for you:

What in the actual hell have you put upon my feets?

GET. THEM. OFF. NOW.

Fuck this shit

DOG CROCS

From Ciroc to contraband toilet wine, you love to see it 🙏🏾

What idiot called this a Nebraska / Denver game and not Hüsker Dü

The words "FIX YOUR HEARTS OR DIE" placed over David Lynch's face (a still from TWIN PEAKS THE RETURN).

I feel like we have the opportunity to turn David Lynch's quote into this moment's "Keep Calm and Carry On" and it's a far better rallying cry too.

Nuremberg (2025) ⭐ 7.5 | Biography, Drama, History 2h 28m | PG-13

timely! www.imdb.com/title/tt2956...

They seem to have been elongated

Subway Employee Still Unnerved By High-Pitched Screech Sandwiches Make When Cut In Half

Subway Employee Still Unnerved By High-Pitched Screech Sandwiches Make When Cut In Half https://theonion.com/subway-employee-still-unnerved-by-high-pitched-screech-1819576148/

Only bowler hats may be thrown for hat tricks

OMG

Astrology is over. Here is the replacement.