Bette Vile

two sheep in a field, staring at me. they look very handsome in golden hour

jeepers sheepers

you can go ahead and add ice cream to that diet
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bönk

I know my cat is not the shiniest toy in the box, but it was still a surprise to watch him bash his head trying to walk out of a window that's closed.

ran out of golden syrup and used honey instead, so it's basically a health food

can a person live on flapjack alone?
one woman does the science to find out!

had a local politician come to my door and give me his whole spiel while I was wearing a giant oversize hoodie and nothing else lol

precious little tabby cat Meat Loaf sitting in a cardboard box, just like the good lord intended. in front of a stove with a fire going

crowds go wild as package arrives in perfectly cat sized box

I’m just a middle aged dirtbag, baby

'conventional wisdom says I should be dead' i chuckle to myself, plating up another monstrosity of a girl dinner 🤌

1988 film Dangerous Liaisons John Malkovich as Vicomte Sébastien de Valmont. Glenn Close as Marquise Isabelle de Merteuil. They play the two principal schemers in the movie, using seduction as a weapon in 18th-century French aristocratic society.

This could be us but you playin

I'm so bad at it, I could never be a teacher. it's so frustrating when I think it's obvious

GOD what i wouldn't give for a hot aloof wife to run my life. the more aloof the better, frankly

THANK YOU

that's okay, people are wrong about loads of things 😌

does it involve becoming less annoying?

love this show. I'm so incredibly sad it got cancelled because
don't get along with reading fantasy books but I wanna know how it ends and also everything that happens before that

Everyone: "so this is how you do this thing..."

Nynaeve (follows none of these instructions): "I'm very angry I can't do this and that's your fault."

like why are you so pissed about your mum not getting into witch university. chill out

watching Wheel of Time again.

if there's a million Nynaeve haters, I am one of them. if there's ten Nynaeve haters, I'm the president of the club. if there's no Nynaeve haters, I am dead

I simply don't believe anyone could handle all three. nightmare

I basically live the pauper version of that

Cats have very sensitive heating so they probably enjoy it even more than me

I hope my cats like Enya as much as I do

old people love being like "I've been desperately trying to reach you!" and it was literally one missed call three weeks ago

"too many people have main character syndrome" not me. i love being an npc. just idly standing around, watching the birds. oh you going on a quest? can you bring me back something

might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen

"it's seasoning" she says to no one, sliding the oven tray back in.

The president's main priority:

arrested development meme. Lucille berates "if you're saying I play favourites, you're wrong. I love all my hands equally." Next panel (earlier that day) "I don't care for left"

this appeared to me in a dream