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If it makes you feel a little better - I didn’t promote the HP walking tour at all after the feedback received in the group so I have very low numbers, and will most likely cancel it x

I am also conflicted about doing another such event in the future now x

If it makes you feel a little better - I didn’t promote the HP walking tour at all after the feedback received in the group so I have very low numbers, and will most likely cancel it x I am also conflicted about doing another such event in the future now x

Forgot to update, she cancelled the HP walk but made sure I knew it was ~my fault~ πŸŽ‰

10.02.2026 19:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Steam Machine Has Been Delayed Because Stupid Little Babies Can't Stop Using AI To Write Their Emails 'The limited availability and growing prices of these critical components mean we must revisit our exact shipping schedule and pricing'

Dude

The guy that wrote this news article was fucking DONE

aftermath.site/steam-machin...

06.02.2026 01:12 β€” πŸ‘ 891    πŸ” 403    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 15
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Nothing beats the ambience of a candle lit dinner

09.02.2026 18:05 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it will really be something if the Epstein Files unseat a British Prime Minster who isn't in them, and not the American President who was Epstein's best friend.

09.02.2026 14:24 β€” πŸ‘ 10143    πŸ” 2507    πŸ’¬ 223    πŸ“Œ 77

Yeah I’m looking for my dog (girlfriend who has a restraining order against me and she has a dog) and here’s the picture of the dog (she walks this dog and I can use it to figure out her schedule) thanks for sending all footage my way

09.02.2026 04:13 β€” πŸ‘ 5323    πŸ” 1394    πŸ’¬ 55    πŸ“Œ 38

My friend was walking her for me this morning so I literally had to interrupt the meeting I was in with a β€œbrb, really sorry but I’ve gotta go fight my dog” πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™€οΈ

09.02.2026 13:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A small brown dog with upright ears peeks out from under a fluffy white towel while resting against a blue pillow.

A small brown dog with upright ears peeks out from under a fluffy white towel while resting against a blue pillow.

Today, Honey:
- found a random piece of meat in the park (probably beef) and carried it all the way home
- growled when I tried to take it away from her and ate it all up
- now thinks the park is a magical beef-generating place and will need to stop in the exact same place to investigate from now on

09.02.2026 13:45 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

the magic of the Muppets is that there are two fourth walls. they constantly break the one that reminds the audience they are performers. they NEVER break the one that reminds the audience they are puppets. this dynamic is the key to their entire comedy style

08.02.2026 06:22 β€” πŸ‘ 9409    πŸ” 2028    πŸ’¬ 84    πŸ“Œ 66

Oh, yeah, good spot! So either the romper or shirt then

08.02.2026 10:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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It Turns Out Waymos Are Being Controlled by Workers in the Philippines During a Congressional hearing, Waymo's chief safety officer, Mauricio PeΓ±a, was grilled over the company's reliance on overseas workers.

Once again, it turns out β€œfully autonomous” means β€œa guy in the Philippines.”

06.02.2026 15:37 β€” πŸ‘ 22293    πŸ” 6787    πŸ’¬ 629    πŸ“Œ 1091

If I can bring you snacks or anything pls lmk

07.02.2026 23:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My goal as a parent was always to raise better men than me

I just received a video from one son of my other son juggling dildos outside the Whipple Building

There are many things I could have done better but I can't really argue with the results

07.02.2026 18:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2808    πŸ” 400    πŸ’¬ 61    πŸ“Œ 15

I heard the call for my very specific and niche skill in tracking down clothes people have worn in media…
@aabria.bsky.social is wearing something by Nooworks in the Better Days pattern! It could either be the t-shirt, romper, or jumpsuit as they all button up and she never stands up during the ep…

07.02.2026 22:14 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.

Unfortunately, mine is either β€œI don’t have access to the social media accounts” or β€œI moved roles in January 2025 and no longer work here.”

07.02.2026 21:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A paedophile, a convicted felon and narcissist walk into a bar, and the barman says "on your own tonight Mr Trump?"

07.02.2026 21:09 β€” πŸ‘ 44    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

hi hi hello pls send me a screenshot and I will do some hunting (my very niche special skill is tracking down a specific TV show character’s clothes)

07.02.2026 21:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

having to continually consciously remind myself that I’m applying for citizenship and have no money, I shouldn’t look up Eleanor Shellstrop clothes because I can’t afford them right now… But what if I miss something because I didn’t know to search for it RIGHT NOW? 😭

07.02.2026 17:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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LOL.... i wanted to hear JD getting booed at the Olympics and when i searched for it on YouTube i got this

07.02.2026 06:59 β€” πŸ‘ 11933    πŸ” 2671    πŸ’¬ 181    πŸ“Œ 201
07.02.2026 10:45 β€” πŸ‘ 16574    πŸ” 4665    πŸ’¬ 132    πŸ“Œ 156

Seconded! Hope everything is okay

07.02.2026 17:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

[screams] β€œ100% support trans rights but I also 100% support women’s safety.” THEY’RE THE SAME ISSUE BECAUSE TRANS DISCRIMINATION MAKES WOMEN LESS SAFE!!!!!

All of this because I told her I wasn’t going to attend her HP walk event because JKR is a raging transphobe

07.02.2026 17:10 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Peter Mandelson is on the front of Times Magazine with a puff piece

Peter Mandelson is on the front of Times Magazine with a puff piece

GUYS YOU HAD SEVERAL DAYS TO PUT LITERALLY ANYTHING ELSE ON THE FRONT OF THE MAGAZINE COME ON

07.02.2026 10:42 β€” πŸ‘ 617    πŸ” 78    πŸ’¬ 60    πŸ“Œ 24

I’m just amused that the best this person could come up with is poor wittle JKKK is too rich and famous for therapy to work on her issues (iirc, her bloody husband is a GP)

07.02.2026 11:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s almost laughable at this point
β€œHer views are coming from a place of ignorance and trauma!”
β€œThen she should get therapy. She can certainly afford it.”
β€œWhen people are so rich and famous, they may struggle to find the right therapist.”
Be so fr right now

07.02.2026 11:26 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Nothing says 'trans ally' like receiving multi-paragraph WhatsApp messages justifying why love for a certain wizarding world is more important than actual human rights πŸ™„

07.02.2026 11:02 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
From Jack White on Instagram:
β€œofficialjackwhite This post would basically get anyone, at any job fired immediately...except for arguably the most important position in the world. That's right, trump is a racist, a rapist, a felon, a grifter (currently ordering the US govt. to pay him 10 billion dollars simply because no one will stop him.) and a full on dementia sufferer, and yet he has the power to send in gestapo ICE soldiers to kill our citizens, and so much more dangerously, has the nuclear codes and the ability to end humanity at any moment based on an egotistical whim. How is it possible we've given this evil man so much power? The two party system, the electoral college, the responsibility that the internet has brought to humanity and its direct conflict with truth, and America's obsession with celebrity, are all to blame, but the fact that we aren't stopping it is...insanity. Arrest this man. Impeach this man. 25th amendment this man. Indict this man. Jail this man. This longtime friend of pedophile epstein, who appears 40 thousand times in the files. This demolisher of the White House, demolisher of the Constitution, demolisher of the Bill of Rights, this demolisher of America full stop. It's hard to believe the government does almost nothing about this lunacy and we just all have to sit back and watch as a people. And when he's finally gone? we had better put into place new laws and regulations that don't allow anyone to find dangerous loopholes based solely on the assumption that our President has some sort of dignity and decency. Abolish these loopholes, abolish the electoral college, and if we had any sense we would abolish the two party system (that George Washington advised us never to have) that got us here in the first place and has failed not only Americans, but everyone else in the world who is currently suffering from our policies and suffering from the whims of this sick, deranged man who I will state again, has his tiny, bruised fingers on the…

From Jack White on Instagram: β€œofficialjackwhite This post would basically get anyone, at any job fired immediately...except for arguably the most important position in the world. That's right, trump is a racist, a rapist, a felon, a grifter (currently ordering the US govt. to pay him 10 billion dollars simply because no one will stop him.) and a full on dementia sufferer, and yet he has the power to send in gestapo ICE soldiers to kill our citizens, and so much more dangerously, has the nuclear codes and the ability to end humanity at any moment based on an egotistical whim. How is it possible we've given this evil man so much power? The two party system, the electoral college, the responsibility that the internet has brought to humanity and its direct conflict with truth, and America's obsession with celebrity, are all to blame, but the fact that we aren't stopping it is...insanity. Arrest this man. Impeach this man. 25th amendment this man. Indict this man. Jail this man. This longtime friend of pedophile epstein, who appears 40 thousand times in the files. This demolisher of the White House, demolisher of the Constitution, demolisher of the Bill of Rights, this demolisher of America full stop. It's hard to believe the government does almost nothing about this lunacy and we just all have to sit back and watch as a people. And when he's finally gone? we had better put into place new laws and regulations that don't allow anyone to find dangerous loopholes based solely on the assumption that our President has some sort of dignity and decency. Abolish these loopholes, abolish the electoral college, and if we had any sense we would abolish the two party system (that George Washington advised us never to have) that got us here in the first place and has failed not only Americans, but everyone else in the world who is currently suffering from our policies and suffering from the whims of this sick, deranged man who I will state again, has his tiny, bruised fingers on the…

A seven nation asskicking by Jack White, bravo rockstar

06.02.2026 22:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1612    πŸ” 426    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 23

Streisand.

Streisand!

STREISAND EFFECT!

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

06.02.2026 20:18 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A cafeteria sign that reads: "SOUP OF THE DAY: No Soup"

A cafeteria sign that reads: "SOUP OF THE DAY: No Soup"

There is an even sadder six-word story.

06.02.2026 19:42 β€” πŸ‘ 303    πŸ” 73    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 3

"Mandelson uses clauses of the Editor's Code most typically associated with grieving families or those suffering harassment from the press to urge journalists to stop scrutinising his links to the most world's most notorious paedophile."

06.02.2026 20:20 β€” πŸ‘ 45    πŸ” 30    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

don’t do it! I fell for it a few years ago then after the trip ended up not using it so eventually gave it away to a friend

06.02.2026 19:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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