Lyss

Never, ever Newsom. Fuck that guy.

Boxes also work on bobcats

Can’t decide what to buy on Prime Day?

Try: absolutely nothing, and then go support indie bookstores instead 📚

We really hit on something with the 12 year old theory of governance because that’s really the entire political project. It’s being 12 years old and not even normal 12 year olds but real pieces of shit 12 year olds

These Supreme Court oral arguments on conversion therapy are going to be painful. No matter what is said, know that trying to force someone to be what they're not is psychological torture with measurable negative consequences, and anyone trying to defend such efforts is a bigoted monster.

I will never not repost this

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New orca calf brings hope to endangered J pod near Vancouver Island Researchers are celebrating the birth of a new orca calf in the endangered Southern Resident killer whale population — a rare bright spot for the struggling J pod.

New orca calf brings hope to endangered J pod near Vancouver Island 🦑🌎🧪

I see pieces like this a lot, often w/ a spin of lamenting cultural degeneration, but reading is a LABOR issue, it’s declined because so many people are working overtime or two jobs & employers expect after hours work. France has Earth’s highest reading rate b/c long lunch breaks & labor protections

I pray he was mic’d up because the sequence of [THUD] UGH [THUD AGAIN] FUCK would reduce me to tears

It's a pretty big deal that the NYC Bar Association--one of the most prominent and respected bar associations in the country--is accusing the President of ordering the "unlawful summary execution," i.e. murder--of civilians in violation of US and international law. www.nycbar.org/press-releas...

This is going to be the final season of baseball because the Mariners and the Brewers are going to make it to the World Series and it’ll get to game 7 and go 30 extra innings and they decide the power of friendship and the power of butts cannot best each other

Important to note ICE tends to drop off detainees before 9 a.m. and after 6 p.m., which is why people were protesting at 5 a.m. to begin with. It's not because waking up at 4 a.m. was a convenient time for protesters!

What a fuckin legend

the folks at bluesky are having a real normal one, i see. keeping us safe from alt text that didn’t happen and [checks notes] learning about [checks notes again] the antisemitism of christian zionists?

sure. sure. gotta keep *that* knowledge from spreading.

This has always been a extremely tiny screeching minority demanding that their bigotry dictate that no one else's children can learn of the existence of LGBTQ people.

The number of parents who gasped when we told them no, we could not tell them what their kids checked out because their kids have a right to privacy!

We offered “one book cards” to kids whose parents wouldn’t agree to let them have a card. They could take out a book at a time. The FURY.

neutral fan watching the Tigers/Mariners series: wow, these games! so tense! what fun!
Tigers/Mariners fans watching the Tigers/Mariners series: I have eaten a great deal of my own hair.

This is the thing I wish I could get through a lot of Dem politician's heads. Your colleagues in congress believe you are demonic. And they mean that *literally*.

If you have ever been to a game at T-mobile when Toronto is in town you will understand. Just a SEA of Canadians. Basically becomes a Toronto home game, West Coast Edition.

Judge: Based on the conduct of the defendants and now seeing TX National Guard called up, I am going to grant alternative TRO requested. Let me ask plaintiffs—I'd prefer not to modify original TRO, but I am troubled to hear of CA and TX NG being sent to OR, in apparent violation of my order

@kenwhite.bsky.social is it good or bad when the judge follows up repeatedly reminding you that you are an officer of the court with reminding you that "You're a lawyer!" ?

I told myself NO MORE JERSEYS, but I saw Moonie's at the team store at yesterday's game and...well... I have a teal Moonie one now :D

Broken Eggs, by Jean-Baptiste Greuze, 1756

SAME!

i hope matilda is running around the empty apartment living her best life right now

A white persian standing on a windowsill walking toward the camera.

Moonie knew Matilda was watching.

HOW
BOUT
THEM
MARINERSSSSSSSSSSS

this is so sweet

We have joked all season that when my kitten "watches" the game, she is good luck. She was in here then went to eat dinner and they scored...she came back in and Cal and Julio did their thing. Duct taping her ass to the couch! :D

these mariners they're trying to murder me meme

@mattoak.bsky.social