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I got the worst f**king teams

Moe from the Simpsons kneeling with his head in the oven. He has the sign that says no funeral on his back. There is a Phillies logo on his head

AT LEAST THE CUBS ARE UP THANKS SUZUKI

F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK

THE GD BUNT WILL BE P*SSING ME OFF FOREVER IF WE DON’T WIN THIS

I think this is the truest baseball tweet for me

I LOVE YOU BADER TOTS!!!!

HARRISON COME ON BABY

Blake Trienen hay

NICKYYY!!!!!!!

JT I SWEAR TO GOOOOOD

If Bryce wants a World Series ring so badly, it would behoove him to remember how to hit in October.

Yes but we all can't all go to the Benny so I'm taking one for the team

Helen Lovejoy with clenched fists yelling oh won't somebody please think of scoring a run?

Woman with blender and Phillies hat pouring a bottle of booze in

“F*** the Dodgers” - Jesus Christ and Jesús Luzardo

I AM BRINGING THE BOOZE AND CEMENT SHOES TOO

Phanatic sitting on the outfield wall about to jump

I'LL JUMP OFF THE WHIT AND CAN CARPOOL THERE

I was walking on the beach and turned around to see only one set of footprints. “I carried you…and this team through six innings because I can't get any GD run support” - Jesús Luzardo

AND F**KING ALEC AIN’T GONNA DO S***

YOU F**KING DOOFUS

BRYCE PLEASE I BEG YOU

Wolverine missing Harrison Bader

I miss him

Goofy drawing with I'll fuckin do it again

I WANT THIS ENTIRE OFFENSE (not Sosa) GOING TO THE HAGUE

B*TCHES LOVE SOSA

Thank you, that's so nice to say cry 😭 I try hard on my dumb little phone photo app.

Homer Simpson with Phillies hat on and mumuu with sign score runs or everybody dies

Jesus Luzardo Phillies pitcher head on a lizard body with Luzardo repeated below

LUZARDO #phillies