human skeleton

An order of chicken fingers is called a hand. “Gimme a hand of fingies,” you say. If you want dipping sauce you ask for them to “paint the nails.”

it’s his own fault for neglecting his duties at his minimum-wage canadian mall store job 😔

beastly cravings,
ghoulish savings
#halloweendeals
#poem

it is very scary
the final episode also gave me a terrible nightmare

the dog from the bush beans ad i should be working, what am i doing

follow the money… but don’t be surprised where it leads

gold wall decorations, ballroom, and now crown… further evidence for my ”Donald Trump wants to be a princess” theory

seconding the canary
it is not suited for carnal pleasures, but will open the gate to newer, more sublime ones (cutting boxes VERY well)

Meme of a CG witch holding two Jack-o-lanterns that says, the time of year… when I can be the real me. Comments below: Dana Glance: you're not u in summertime? june? Allie Wonsley: i just like dark things.. Dana Glance: u like mommys credit cards what i hear. Dana Glance: it is very dark to have a popsicle allowance perr week i hear from your mom. (it becomes a smore budget this time of year)

I think any story about Trump's autocracy should be mostly about the people and institutions who failed to stop it. This guy isn't a political genius, everything else just happens to be rotten. 'Toddler Consolidates Power In Household' is a story about incompetent parents, not shrewd maneuvering

but good luck with that referral 👍

hope u like writing enormous checks, for boat repairs

(slams photo of flukeman‘s mouth on the counter of my aesthetician’s office) this, but im on a budget

Oh my god some fucking tech dingdong posted this on Twitter with the caption "AI games are going to be amazing" totally seriously, you have to watch it. You have to. In full screen.

the Mounties will be treated as liberators 🇨🇦

TERRIBLE NEWS!
with the eastern facade of the White House removed, our dear president has caught The Vapours from undue exposure to that Cold Marsh Air 😰

he’s not wrong though

while you were playing dark souls I was “getting good” at ball-in-cup. I’m extremely good at ball-in-cup

every morning, i wake up and review the increasing price of consumer goods,
and i stay 👏THANKFUL👏
because it means i have to stay on my grind that much harder 💪
#enterpreunership #legacy #eatinggruellikeaboss #youdontneedthatmuchfoodtolive

truly the worst thing to happen to the capitol police in recent memory

THE WORST

monkey d luffy from one piece

he died for our sins

his ankles are swollen with Patriotism 🫡

thanks- original post came off more passive aggressive than I intended

YouTube video by Canadian Blue Jay God Bless You Canada - Lee Greenwood

legitimately respect how phoned-in it is

Elegant older woman in a taupe blazer. Text: The doctor doesn't want you to know about this. The doctor has their own needs, will, and lovers' trysts. The doctor misspells words in hasty emails about marrow and sinew. You mustn't blame the doctor for their miseducation in blood orthodoxy. The doctor knows a great many things, but they don't know about my paste. WHEN THEY WERE LEARNING ABOUT FORCEPS, I WAS MAKING MY PASTE. ForeverMyPaste.com. (ive been making my paste the whole time)

i would like to know more about this stegosaurus

…but a real entrepreneur? they would drink it, get terrible food poisoning. And then? Once they’re better? Ask for seconds 😔
#stayhumble #entrepreneurship #leadership #foodpoisoning #dehydratedforbusinessreasons