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Tonight my wallet fell out of my pocket at a friend’s house and stayed there. AirTags will no longer cut it. Start stapling this shit to me.

I think there’s a limit on how many people you can tag and y’all’s quantity far exceeds it

You are not from the Bay Area if you haven’t been hearing the new LaRussell song everywhere

The clerk of the California state assembly in 1946 is rolling in his grave watching me fight for my life parsing his documents rn

Scenic routes teaches a free monthly class!

To the tune of Tony Bennett’s hit song:

🎶 I left my keyssss in Tahoe-Reno International airporttttt 🎶

Things I miss when not checking the chat

My new office is extremely autism coded (Port of Oakland in view, BART elevated right outside the window, dead-center of an industrial area but still quiet)

Hey so it’s 8 pm and I am in my pajamas in bed

12 hrs ago I was sitting in a casino in Winnemucca, NV

Now I’m in SF, in a suit, about to lead a conference session, running on 2 hours of sleep

The duality of them

Out early enough to witness an ROTC morning practice and lemme tell you they don’t know how to do those calls-and-responses for shit

Reads like one of my therapy sessions

Oh and who are they? Oh that’s just my emotional support 30 year olds

I guess that’s snitches huh

I would add 3) moles. Very real in big protest groups, though relational admits and vetting can help

Classic Maya dub I love you

I have an extremely high success rate when it comes to friends’ podcasts being very good. I anticipate Vicki will follow the trajectory

YES YES YES

I finally got to talk to my #1 homie Robin today who works weekdays at Downtown Berkeley and lemme tell you that man is the backbone of our station

I’m weary of restaurants named after the university in my neighborhood

College football players will take every opportunity to let you know that they’re on the football team

Unknown man who starts such a bizarre conversation with me I can’t tell if we’re middle schoolers in a 2010s indie film or if I’m getting cat called

I did notice this ily for replying it’s killing me

(Answer: some clearly mentally ill guy who was pissed off, I’d rather him take it out on me than someone who’d turn that into a Gavin Newsom “execute homeless people”’ thing)

LMAO ok I’m willing to keep an open mind

Can’t stop thinking about the guy fieri AI video

United flies 2 directs from SFO to Tokyo daily (one to each airport) and they depart 25 minutes apart lol

For years I thought it was normal that the first 2-3 hours of the day were the fight of my life to stay awake

It’s like the one time I’m not in Philadelphia y’all get this snow. That’s not fair

Inside of me are two wolves, one will shrivel and die without their calculated 8.5 hours of sleep, and the other has never been more motivated to do homework than at 1 am on a Sunday

Yeah I have miserable weather fomo