a small, tired-looking cat standing next to a factory building with a smoking chimney. the cat says: “hope I don’t have a long day.” the factory has a sign that reads: “LONG DAY FACTORY”

good luck kitty

Just want to say I really appreciate you putting jersey numbers in these. So many football writers don’t and it makes things harder to follow for us normys

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WHERE WAS LEE CORSO THE NIGHT OF EPSTEINS MURDER???

Just filed to run for MN Senate! Grateful to have my husband and two daughters with me.

Moments like this remind me why I do this work: to show the next generation that their voice matters, and that change starts when we show up. Let’s go! #mnleg #AmandaForMN #FutureIsNow

The dam has burst

bro that’s just how I look

no, I said I wanted a tradewife. like a union electrician

Be careful about in-kind donations on this

Happy birthday MN, #32 in admittance to the union but #1 in our hearts.

I'm Kat Abughazaleh and I'm running for Congress.

Are the next 4 years really going to be logging on everyday to sentences like "a 19 year old doge intern called Big Balls has your social security number" because I'm already at capacity for this sort of thing

🌟FRIENDSHIP🌟

@eve6.bsky.social

Sam Darnold has the Vikings one win away from the NFC North title and No. 1 seed in the NFC 👏 (via @vikings.bsky.social)

And hopefully even more after that dog shit PI call

A tweet by the ambulatory perineum that is Elon Musk begging the users of his site—Nazis to a man—to post more “positive, beautiful or informative content on this platform” Full tweet. @elonmusk Please post a bit more positive, beautiful or informative content on this platform

Tfw you buy a social media site, chase off everybody except for the Nazis, then get upset that your social media site has turned into a miserable, hate-ridden dump.

Prescient

Vikes fan here.

Could see it happening. The future is McCarthy but damn if he isn’t playing great

Good morning Bluesky.

Here's a helpful starter pack for divorced men named Geoff but one has been murdered. Please help us find the killer.

go.bsky.app/KDY26rh

"We didn't get the six-legger, we got the standard four-legged bird" is one of those ominous throwaway comments that evokes deep fear

Thanksgiving menu this year:

-fully loaded nachos to share
-gazpacho soup (NOT room temp)
-hot dip or something
-gift receipt (no mudpie)
-pig dicks, etc
-hot dog
-cosmic gumbo
-burger (gimme dat)
-wine (& popcorn!)
-sloppy steaks
- one egg (40 eggs)
- banana
- 55 burgers
- 55 fries
- 55 tacos

Caleb Williams body language after that last 3 and out is…. All time bad

Was challenged but upheld

The devito celebration lol

Found it!

bsky.app/profile/notn...

Would love a clip of this. Vea fun to watch